site's response could make a nihilist suicidal

Album Rating: 4.0

Oh boy, what a hot - yet poor - take this is!

great review can't believe I missed this one

any review that starts with 'Okay, full disclosure, I never liked....' deserves to be negged

memba this?

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Posd

Album Rating: 5.0

Holy shit that pos/neg ratio hurts

Album Rating: 4.5

yikes what a shite review. like, most of these arguments are objectively wrong

Album Rating: 4.0

there we go using that word again

The ever popular "your opinion on a subjective matter is factually incorrect" syndrome.
But please do give me the pleasure of downvoting the review.

Album Rating: 4.5

How about a couple examples:

"perfectly redundant and tedious Lit Me Up" what is so redundant and tedious about this? opens with a creepy ambiance and audio tape, then an intro which is never revisited, and then builds from there. Yes, there "chorus" shows up more than once...just like every other song in the history of songs? Basically you should have just said "this song is slow and I'm too impatient to listen to what's actually happening or being said.



"Out of Mana is one of the more upfront tracks on here, but again, it's layered with the subpar vocals" by what measure? you say they are subpar, but then fail to explain at all what makes it subpar. Does he blatantly hit wrong notes? No. Is the flow disjointed or awkward? No. You just say something negative and then don't explain or back it up whatsoever.

Album Rating: 4.0

yeah sorry uni, your review sux, love you anyways though babe < 3

Album Rating: 5.0

admit it, this review was just made to piss off sputnik

alright, i don't even care about keeping this a mock review at this point. enough time has passed and I believe the joke is over:
to ButtBoy
"by what measure?"
well, you want me to dissect exactly what is wrong with the vocals? you realise that that is rarely something found in a review (even a fake one such as this). usually the reviewer simply says that the vocals are poor, bland, off-putting or subpar (even if the explanation is spiced up with some sort of comparison joke, see later). and they are.

"Is the flow disjointed or awkward?"
yes, exactly that. he sounds like a whimpering chimp with his fingers up his own ass (of course, it would later be revealed that the fingers were up someone else's ass all along, but whatever).

"Basically you should have just said "this song is slow and I'm too impatient to listen to what's actually happening or being said."
that's a very specific interpretation of "redundant". the case is not the structure, it is the pace and the utterly forgettable song-writing, which feels like it's a bass-drop effect away from being some Maroon 5 burnout.


hope you live up to your name and your butt does indeed go down in a hellfire. have a spicy nice day (and i do mean this sincerely)

Album Rating: 2.0

"(of course, it would later be revealed that the fingers were up someone else's ass all along, but whatever)."



lol nice uni

hey Steak, how you livin?

Album Rating: 2.0

This summer has gone pretty well for me, jamming a lot of music, hanging out with friends, and dog sitting a lot. How have you been?

"and dog sitting a lot"
man, from what I've heard, dogs shouldn't be sitting all that much. they should be active. is your dog okay?

Album Rating: 2.0

You know what I meant!!!