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I don't know I've told her I've jacked off to gay porn and stuff like that so I don't think I could really phase her with much

good thing you told her that

wow man gay porn that's quite extreme better watch out m8

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We were playing I never and everyone was picking on me damn

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god u all need to stfu





this is scared ground





trebbers sex life does not need to be brought up here (or anywhere)

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lol sorry

i thnk u ment sacrd lol xD

"We were playing I never and everyone was picking on me damn"

You admitted you jerked your gherkin to gay porn in front of a large group of people?

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I have no idea what that sentence even means.

D:

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Yes I did. She was leaning into me and I was holding her against me with my arm around her stomach with her head in my chest and what not and I kept expecting her to get up and leave every time I drank to something awful

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Slept together but didn't have sex



We've only been together for 4 days



Gonna make her dinner at her place tonight though

pro tip: make sure you sculpt ur chode hairs proper first

Lol, she probably thought you were joking, Treb

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Nah nobody thought I was joking



I have a reputation for telling the truth when I'm drunk

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Dude don't even joke about that

wait, treb is engaged? holy fuck! the heavens have parted

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in love 4 the very first time

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I never said I'm thinking like that



but I did turn down another girl (which was a much safer bet) to be with her if that tells you anything

4 days and in love? yeah this won't end well


lo siento