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AtavanHalen
August 18th 2009


17919 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

YEAH

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
August 30th 2009


38334 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Lol, that's funny. I never saw that. Still, saying something is unmemorable doesn't mean that you won't remember it anyways. Take Soulja Boy's atrocious debut: it is surely not WORTH remembering, however, it's unavoidable, it was so bad that it sticks in my mind.

rasputin
August 30th 2009


14968 Comments


I never said I wouldn't remember it, my use of the word was fully intended to point out the vocals are not worth remembering. I'm not some 85 year old with short term memory loss.

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
August 30th 2009


38334 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

dictionaries definition is whack, man. i apologize though, my perception seems to have been misplaced. are you 75?

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
August 30th 2009


38334 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I wasn't very fond of it.

rasputin
August 31st 2009


14968 Comments


The album wouldn't be that much better instrumental, the same amount of ugh just without Rody yelping like a bitch in heat.

twelvegates
August 31st 2009


33 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I liked the guitar work on this better than Kezia, but the concept and ideas in Kezia were much easier to follow.

Roach
August 31st 2009


2148 Comments


I used to like this and then I realised I don't.

twelvegates
August 31st 2009


33 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah, it was definitely better the first couple times I listened to it. After that it was meh.

deathmetal101
November 1st 2009


300 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

this album rules



Slimjim367
November 2nd 2009


512 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

kezia was better as a whole to me but this kicks ass too

KILL
November 4th 2009


81582 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

tried to like this but vocals suck fuckin shit

jingledeath
November 4th 2009


7100 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

woot woot

maqwep
November 4th 2009


1046 Comments


cant even remember whether or not i rated this.

maqwep
November 4th 2009


1046 Comments


nope i didnt. a 3 it shall be

rjthebomb
December 31st 2009


2 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I stumbled onto this page while wading through google & reading some PtH discussion. Sorry, but I couldn't resist chiming in, even though this is an old review and the album has been out for almost a year. Before I say any more, I'll agree with some others before in saying that you seem to be, technically, a good writer.



I have to say though, I really didn't understand your chiding tone from beginning to end. It's like you have some personal investment against the band. I get the feeling you aren't at the right stage in your musical tastes/development/whatever to appreciate what the band is offering. The songs aren't supposed to be coherent, at least not in the way you're used to. I know what you're trying to say, in a way, because it's the way I felt when I first heard Kezia, but once you get what they're doing (a mix of overt "metal-ness", with some concepts that are pretty out there, but in a mostly facetious tone), it's just all the more interesting and enjoyable.



About the album: It's metal, yeah, but it's all in a fun, tongue-in-cheek kind of way. They're just rocking out, and happen to be really good at it. Every member has extreme chops (which you'd have seen first hand if you'd gone to their show...:-P) and the songwriting is blatantly leveraging that fact to their advantage. I wouldn't fault them for that as you do. As for the lack of flow in their songs - well, that's the whole point. It's supposed to sound frenetic, that's the fun of it (maybe that's not fun for you?). It's different. The more you listen (without dismissing it purely on the basis of it being different, a.k.a. not like the songwriting you're used to), the more it makes sense.



Regarding the complaints about the vocals: I completely disagree with your "forgettable vocal performance" assessment. The vocals are dynamic, the range is impressive, and I think the tone of his voice is great, especially with the notes he's hitting routinely. Again, they're supposed to be over-the-top, intense, even jokingly so. At the same time, it's really creative writing and unafraid of stepping on anyone's toes. The lyrics are great.



By the way, that line "somebody’s little girl/dreams of the things she’s read" isn't in falsetto, and neither is most of the album (save perhaps at most one or two lines per song, for short parts). And yeah, those are insanely high notes he's hitting on the harmonies...lol.



I'm not trying to convince anyone to change their mind about anything, I guess I just wanted to offer another outside opinion, having never been to this site or even been much of a "review reading" guy at all. Carry on...lol.

intothepit83
December 31st 2009


2316 Comments


cool story bro

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 31st 2009


32288 Comments


I hate these users who rock in for 1 post that turns out to be the post that never ends. Seriously if you're gonna do that, write a review or leave.

intothepit83
December 31st 2009


2316 Comments


"every member has extreme chops"
What are extreme chops? Pork chops with a lil daredevil inside of them?

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 31st 2009


32288 Comments


Daredevil chops sound tasty



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