Cryptopsy None So Vile
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sixdegrees
April 10th 2019


13129 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

*borat voice* this-a my wife

Egarran
April 10th 2019


36867 Comments


A girl who even has an opinion on this gets my thumbs up. As they say.

What's her favorite albums?

JayEnder
April 10th 2019


22761 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

She has an account. You should see for yourself. c: @AuFond



Thanks guys. I agree I’m so lucky to have a gf who’s into brutal DM. To put into perspective, when I took her to the record store last week she bought the new Pissgrave album on vinyl. An album that’s even too much for ME to listen to. She says she bought it because it’s “scary” (in a good way) and fits her collection.



JayEnder
April 10th 2019


22761 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Not yet heh. I truly considered it after witnessing that though.



She also got me into Outer Heaven if you guys are familiar. Sick band.

Egarran
April 10th 2019


36867 Comments


"You should see for yourself."
Well that's a diverse handful of albums. Not much DM though.


JayEnder
April 10th 2019


22761 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Boi.



Okay let’s see. She really likes Mayhem/Burzum. She’s interested in black metal more than death. However, I did get her into Cattle Decapitation. She loves The Anthropocene Extinction. She also likes some good old fashioned Death and Morbid Angel. She’s really into horror and gore which I think is super hot... she told me she likes Cannibal Corpse’s aesthetic more than their music haha.

BigPleb
April 10th 2019


65808 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

She's a keeper.



Unfortunately I've found most girls don't like it when you try to imitate Worm's scream on Benedictine Convulsions hahaha.

Donchivo
April 10th 2019


2252 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I took my new girl friend to see Cryptopsy some months ago. It was her first metal gig ever. She is still with me, so I guess it kinda was a success...

Egarran
April 10th 2019


36867 Comments


"Boi"

Gotcha, and it is indeed hot. You giver her a respectful high 5 from me, bro.

JayEnder
April 10th 2019


22761 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

For sure man she’s an awesome girl. Very cordial and sweet. Understanding.



And I think she would be swooning hard if you imitated the Open Face Surgery scream Pleb. Lmao.



@Donchivo but what did she say about the Cryptopsy show? Haha!

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 10th 2019


116952 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

My girl wouldn’t jam this shit, no chance lol. She likes some really awesome indie stuff but dm isn’t her thing at all.

Donchivo
April 10th 2019


2252 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

@JayEnder: she admired musicianship and intensity but said it was rather unpleasant anyway, haha.. at least she gave it a serious shot!

JayEnder
April 10th 2019


22761 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lol! Most girls hate this shit to death. Can’t imagine why.



Paige likes indie stuff too (she loves Turnover) but metal is her main territory. Which makes me giddy thinking about it more.

Deathconscious
April 10th 2019


27920 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Most people in general would hate this.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 10th 2019


116952 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah agreed lol.

BigPleb
April 10th 2019


65808 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Isn't it weird how unintelligible vocals and savage riffage is loved by some and hated by others?



Like, on paper, death metal should just be unlistenable hahaha.

BigPleb
April 10th 2019


65808 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Weird how ears work.

JayEnder
April 10th 2019


22761 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Agreed hard. It’s just one of those things that you either absolutely love or despise. Like Death Grips.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 10th 2019


116952 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yep lol. I put on Venom Prison in the car the other day and my gf shut it off within a minute lmao.

BigPleb
April 10th 2019


65808 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'm a simple man.



I hear a juicy riff I get a euphoric rush.



Genuinely, metal makes me so happy.



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