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EphemeralEternity
June 9th 2022


4937 Comments


Maynard is definitely in my top 500 list of people I would most like to sock in the face

BaselineOOO
June 9th 2022


2846 Comments


If anthropology ever demonstrated something, is that irrelevant people are always the most aggressive. I dislike Maynard with a passion and wish him only the best.

EphemeralEternity
June 9th 2022


4937 Comments


I think you’ll find aggressive people had a profound impact on human history but in any case I think a haymaker to Maynards schnoz would make the world a better place

rockarollacola
June 9th 2022


2480 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

"he’s got be a man 5d so he’s a-ok in my book"



Finally, somebody with TRUE taste



BaselineOOO
June 10th 2022


2846 Comments


"I think you’ll find aggressive people had a profound impact on human history"

Is there a more irrelevant thing to say? Of course aggressive people (aggression is closely tied to physical action in anthropology, psychology, psychobiology, and cognitive science) are going to influence human history more than those who mind their own business, doesn't mean the impact will be positive. Are you 12, wtf? I mean, you want to slap Maynard just to feel alive, your life would be empty otherwise. It's just that the difference between you and Genghis Khan, let's say, is that the impact you will make will be minuscule, it's all a big ego competition to you. Boring. In my eyes you're not even qualified to be an exponent of toxic masculinity, you're probably just an envious little man.

rockarollacola
June 10th 2022


2480 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

both of you need to shut the fuck up

BaselineOOO
June 10th 2022


2846 Comments


Tool Lateralus
I don't understand the love for this band, and I probably never will.

5 m inutes latr

Tool 10,000 Days
Alright, this one is pretty solid.

- rockarollacola


Colton
June 10th 2022


16757 Comments


isn't an enema when you shoot water up your ass

rockarollacola
June 10th 2022


2480 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

"isn't an enema when you shoot water up your ass"



Yes



rockarollacola
June 10th 2022


2480 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

@Baseline000



Yeah, I'm just as surprised as you are. I still don't understand the love for their other 4 records though. Lateralus and Enima were a chore to sit through, and those are supposed to be their greatest releases.



qwenta
June 10th 2022


833 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Being both albums almost perfect, 10,000 Days is better than Lateralus for me.

Aenima > 10k days > Lateralus

Demon of the Fall
June 10th 2022


39126 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I bet an enema is way more fun than Fear Innocuous

parksungjoon
June 10th 2022


47227 Comments


Is there a more irrelevant thing to say? Of course aggressive people (aggression is closely tied to physical action in anthropology, psychology, psychobiology, and cognitive science) are going to influence human history more than those who mind their own business, doesn't mean the impact will be positive. Are you 12, wtf? I mean, you want to slap Maynard just to feel alive, your life would be empty otherwise. It's just that the difference between you and Genghis Khan, let's say, is that the impact you will make will be minuscule, it's all a big ego competition to you. Boring. In my eyes you're not even qualified to be an exponent of toxic masculinity, you're probably just an envious little man.








based

EphemeralEternity
June 10th 2022


4937 Comments


Well I'm flattered you took time away from feverishly writing MJK erotica to put me in my place and even more flattered you compared me to a dude who banged so many women that 1/200 men on Earth are his direct descendants

CaliggyJack
August 24th 2022


10962 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"Fuck retro anything

Fuck your tattoos

Fuck all you junkies and

Fuck your short memories



...



Yeah, fuck smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas

Fuck these dysfunctional

Insecure actresses"



Oh my god this is more relevant now than when this came out



Egarran
August 24th 2022


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Although it's more being burned away than flushed away

evilford
August 25th 2022


71735 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Soooooo visionary

normaloctagon
August 25th 2022


5237 Comments


😂

conesmoke
August 25th 2022


7875 Comments


Lol Ega

evilford
August 25th 2022


71735 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lrn 2 swim n00bz



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