Ghost fusioned with Hollywood Undead and Lewis capaldi. Epic.

Album Rating: 2.0

I saw Lewis Capaldi at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Sleep Token LPs in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Album Rating: 1.0

Ffdp if they went to art school

Album Rating: 2.0

Ffdp if they had a deviantart account

Album Rating: 2.0

Lewis Capaldi if he was into vore

Album Rating: 2.5

Surely it’s ffdp if they had a Tumblr account 10 years ago when it was rife with bondage porn and goth/emo kid poetry

^ and if they still actively use said Tumblr account

Album Rating: 4.0

How did I know I was going to like this?

17 pages of hate on a 0.5 review from Sputnik

Album Rating: 2.0

Excuse me, it is NOT 17 pages of hate. At least 3 of those are shitposts, get it right.

Ah, going against the grain, eh? Careful not to nick the folds

Album Rating: 2.0

The Lewis Capaldi comparison is fucking incredible

Why do so many people know who the fuck Lewis Capaldi is

Am I living under a rock or are you geezers into some weird shit

Album Rating: 2.0

He had a hit song like a couple years ago that sucked

Album Rating: 5.0

This album is the best alternative album I've heard in 10 years, since Sempiternal.





This review and the comments from Pokemon avatars confirm this.

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

throwing this on out of very morbid curiosity and with the intent of probably turning it off eventually and wow the prod is bad lmao

Album Rating: 1.5

"This album is the best alternative album I've heard in 10 years, since Sempiternal."



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Album Rating: 2.5

vore is actually great, but it's about the only good song here. something about the way the singer pronounces words annoys me. the dylmwlmdltm song is especially annoying.

the most terrifying thing about "This album is the best alternative album I've heard in 10 years, since Sempiternal." is that there is a 1986 in that username

Album Rating: 1.0

The guy who reviewed this gave a 4.5 to some album called 'listening suicidal' by Boat which is god damn awful so i don't think he knows much about music or anything at all for that matter.