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porcupinetheater
October 22nd 2021


11092 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Japanese Thrash/Grind... quite alright, other than the vocals which kinda blow honestly.

Some solid riffs and decent variety there.



JohnnyoftheWell
October 22nd 2021


64287 Comments


"I should prob try this band out moreso than I have because I love "buddy in the parade" so much but didnt like Bark much. we gon see"
buddy in the parade rips more than almost anything on Bark and idk, if that is the vibe you're vibing you should probs go backwards not forwards !!!


tectactoe
October 22nd 2021


9228 Comments


Waitress is one of the greatest songs of the 2010s.

lowkeykindofaunit
January 22nd 2022


152 Comments


the fact that the average of this is lower than Get Disowned is absolutely absurd considering this album is vastly superior in every way possible

JohnnyoftheWell
January 22nd 2022


64287 Comments


awful take tbh

porcupinetheater
January 22nd 2022


11092 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The fact that every single Hop Along record isn't averaging a 4.3 is dreadful

JohnnyoftheWell
January 22nd 2022


64287 Comments


the number of 4.3s is permanently capped on Sputnik, what four current passholders will you trade in their stead?

porcupinetheater
January 22nd 2022


11092 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Edit: Led Zeppelin

Pikazilla
January 22nd 2022


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I wouldn't mind every Hop Along averaging at 4.3. Except Dog, that one is kinda lame.

JohnnyoftheWell
January 22nd 2022


64287 Comments


okay, was gonna say that all ex-4.3s split up on unfriendly terms à la ETID, but ig that's irrelevant so shoot that float down!!

Pikazilla
January 22nd 2022


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Kendrick Lamar as well

porcupinetheater
January 22nd 2022


11092 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Pika this is apropos of nothing but just noticed you got Harmony No Harmony rated higher than Song to Ruin, how’re you always so based?



Also eww that ETID riff microwave still has a 4.3?

JohnnyoftheWell
January 22nd 2022


64287 Comments


it does not! but only because the band broke up!
how can kendrick break up with himself? you're gonna have to gimme more to work with here

Pikazilla
January 22nd 2022


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I break up with myself on a regular basis

JohnnyoftheWell
January 22nd 2022


64287 Comments


how do you get back together

Pikazilla
January 22nd 2022


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I take myself to a nice restaurant and then spend the rest of the evening touching myself ofc

JohnnyoftheWell
January 22nd 2022


64287 Comments


i want to get married now

lowkeykindofaunit
January 22nd 2022


152 Comments


I wouldn’t call it an awful take…. it was more like a crime of passion. I got heated. Get Disowned didn’t deserve that.

theBoneyKing
January 22nd 2022


24890 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Get Disowned is multiple tiers below all other Hop Along releases imho

lowkeykindofaunit
January 22nd 2022


152 Comments


Wow thank you



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