Album Rating: 5.0

Japanese Thrash/Grind... quite alright, other than the vocals which kinda blow honestly.

Some solid riffs and decent variety there.

"I should prob try this band out moreso than I have because I love "buddy in the parade" so much but didnt like Bark much. we gon see"
buddy in the parade rips more than almost anything on Bark and idk, if that is the vibe you're vibing you should probs go backwards not forwards !!!

Waitress is one of the greatest songs of the 2010s.

the fact that the average of this is lower than Get Disowned is absolutely absurd considering this album is vastly superior in every way possible

awful take tbh

Album Rating: 5.0

The fact that every single Hop Along record isn't averaging a 4.3 is dreadful

the number of 4.3s is permanently capped on Sputnik, what four current passholders will you trade in their stead?

Album Rating: 5.0

Edit: Led Zeppelin

Album Rating: 4.0

I wouldn't mind every Hop Along averaging at 4.3. Except Dog, that one is kinda lame.

okay, was gonna say that all ex-4.3s split up on unfriendly terms à la ETID, but ig that's irrelevant so shoot that float down!!

Album Rating: 4.0

Kendrick Lamar as well

Album Rating: 5.0

Pika this is apropos of nothing but just noticed you got Harmony No Harmony rated higher than Song to Ruin, how’re you always so based?



Also eww that ETID riff microwave still has a 4.3?

it does not! but only because the band broke up!
how can kendrick break up with himself? you're gonna have to gimme more to work with here

Album Rating: 4.0

I break up with myself on a regular basis

how do you get back together

Album Rating: 4.0

I take myself to a nice restaurant and then spend the rest of the evening touching myself ofc

i want to get married now

I wouldn’t call it an awful take…. it was more like a crime of passion. I got heated. Get Disowned didn’t deserve that.

Album Rating: 4.5

Get Disowned is multiple tiers below all other Hop Along releases imho

Wow thank you