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Flashmobba
April 9th 2025


3483 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

dang I really dig the second half, pure pain sugar and feelings real especially

tectactoe
May 6th 2025


9222 Comments


Just jammed this again (in full, no worries Johnny, I didn't tap out halfway thru!), twice actually (once last night and again this morning) and while I'd surely need to revisit some of Unwound's other albums to have utmost certainty, I'm fairly confident that yes yes, just as I've aaaalready said before, this is indeed Unwound's finest hour (among a discography full of very, very fine hours, to be sure). Side A + 'Honourosis' alone are enough to catapult this into legendary status. Side B is slightly-less-good, that's a fact, but I've been saying the same thing about Bowie's LOW for over a decade now and that's one of my all-time favorites so 🤷‍♂️ While the albums are sonically quite different, this elicits similar feelings in me as SPIDERLAND does - nervous energy (pun v much intended), anxiety that bubbles toward aggression, undirected anger. The one major difference is that there's an occasional undertone of respite/hope here during the albums 'softer' moments (e.g. 'Kantina' before the coda, first half of 'Honourosis') that seem to 'show you the light' only momentarily before tossing the manhole cover back over top. (Cf. SPIDERLAND is pretty much just dour and miserable and spoopy the entire way thu.)

Sharenge
September 22nd 2025


7129 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

so why did they combined three songs on one track here?

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 17th 2026


122939 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Album kills.

Sharenge
February 17th 2026


7129 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I like New Plastic Ideas a bit better than this one are those the only two Unwounds you've listened to?

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
March 18th 2026


122939 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Just saw this bro, but nope, heard their whole discog.

Sharenge
March 18th 2026


7129 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lol yeah I know that was a month ago though when you hadn't, probably wasn't aware you were gonna do the whole discog when I posted that probably became aware shortly after

Sharenge
March 18th 2026


7129 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

but yeah don't rank this one nearly as highly



like all Unwound is favorite but a lot of them are more favorite than this one for me

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
March 18th 2026


122939 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This is my second fav of theirs after Repetition. Band just rules so insanely hard. Nothing even remotely weak in their whole discog.

XingKing
March 18th 2026


16413 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This band was just perfection

RVAHC13
March 18th 2026


3122 Comments


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