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Google 'New Zealand jokes'. One subject should stand out.

"In one example, a farmer who is having unnatural relations with a sheep is asked if he should rather be shearing the sheep, to which he replies "I'm not shearing this sheep with anyone!" "

i just laughed way harder than i should have

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?


Cause sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.

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"I'm not shearing this sheep with anyone!"



Dev has a t-shirt that says exactly that.

Oh, ewe.

A Brit, an American and a New Zealander are driving along when they come upon a sheep caught in a fence. It is in a rather awkward position with its hind end up in the air. The Brit chuckles and says, "Man, I wish that was Angelina Jolie..." The American laughs and says, "Bro, I wish that was Megan Fox!" The New Zealander looks longingly out the window and mutters, "I wish it was dark..."

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ttb makes up his own jokes.

Ewe know it.

Way to take it by the horns, Austin

Thank you. It's shear bliss.

Ewe shear pulled the wool over our eyes

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You guys are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Sorry, I don't mean to ram it down your throat.

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Every kiwi's favourite metal band is Lamb of God.

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Need to find the Rick Allen version of that emoticon.

I've never seen him drum, but I've been meaning to. It would be interesting and probably a bit humbling.

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I don't know how to respond... I've never mentioned Rick Allen & not had a joke fired back at me.

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Why do I spend my free time with you fags?

Because Creed aren't touring in your city atm?