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tiesthatbind
October 8th 2010


7441 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Life Insurance!

tapitforever
October 8th 2010


1243 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

look again. this thread is now...diamonds!

PinkBlackberry
October 8th 2010


2346 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

ha.



fuck

Baphomet
October 8th 2010


7363 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Bow chicka bow wow!


Life Insurance!


Emim
October 8th 2010


39717 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

We got ya covered, Baph. All you need to do is post that smexy avatar.

Fugue
October 8th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?



Roberto



What do you call a Spanish man coming out of hospital?



Manuel

Fugue
October 8th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

...I'll get my coat.

Obfuscation24
October 8th 2010


3938 Comments


what does a zombie call a crippled person in a wheelchair trying to get away

meals on wheels.

Hahahahahahah


Emim
October 8th 2010


39717 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?



Art



What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?



Bob

Fugue
October 8th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

How do you make a hormone?



Don't pay her

Obfuscation24
October 8th 2010


3938 Comments


How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off its head

Emim
October 8th 2010


39717 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Ugh, dead baby jokes are about as lame as knock knock jokes.







A doctor examines a guy and discovers that he has five penises. He tells the guy, "That is amazing, how do your pants fit?" The guy says, "Like a glove."



A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Emim
October 8th 2010


39717 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

You guys are going to get banned.



Plus those jokes are old and tired.

Fugue
October 8th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?



None, feminists don't screw anything

Obfuscation24
October 8th 2010


3938 Comments


HURRRRRR IZ FUNNY CUZ IT NOT UR CHEEZ HURRRRRRRRRRRRR

Baphomet
October 8th 2010


7363 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Guys you should get on topic or at least leave the unfunny, ofensive jokes now.

Obfuscation24
October 8th 2010


3938 Comments


This is a nice album.

cvlts
October 8th 2010


9960 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

how anyone can rate this lower than a 4 is beyond me.

Fugue
October 8th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Guys you should get on topic or at least leave the unfunny, ofensive jokes now.




I apologize about the Spanish joke buddy.

Baphomet
October 8th 2010


7363 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Nah it's cool man, I meant the baby stuff that was going to get people banned for sure.



how anyone can rate this lower than a 4 is beyond me.


What can I say, I'm a honest individual.



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