pump says gas

fill er up

first song is whatever

second song one of the worst things i've ever heard but also they're obviously joking (?)

third song is legitimately funny

fourth song is also very funny and even rips a tiny little bit

if they were trolling and intentionally creating bad music then this is very well done imo

if they were being sincere in any way then this is like a 1.5

holy shit aids I haven't seen you on here in like 10 years!

Album Rating: 1.5

Same for you eggplant dreams

Album Rating: 2.0

@kus

Oh you like the first half that much more? I’m kinda surprised, personally I think Roman Sky and Higher are two of their best tracks ever.

Album Rating: 2.0

And when Exist isn’t mindlessly shredding I think that’s pretty fuckin great too. I love the ambient little interlude and the actual song itself is very pretty. I really love the acoustic performance they did of it, and was really good when they played it live on that tour. I just don’t particularly love how showboating the performance feels in the first half, and I really don’t like the ending. Pretty lame way to end a great record actually. Chop off the last like four minutes of it and it becomes so much more satisfying

Album Rating: 1.0

A full album of this is coming, based on them revealing the names of 2 more tracks on a post called "The Debut Statica LP" so this is probably going to be spun off into a side project of sorts.

Album Rating: 2.5

Can you imagine if that happens and they tour off a Statica LP?

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

A whole week we've been blessed with this garbage. If you want a laugh, go see the endless glazing (I hate that term but it really fits here) over on the subreddit.

Album Rating: 2.5

The A7X and TOOL fandom are the kpop stans of hard rock (do we even classify either group as metal anymore?).

Tool has always been about as metal as breaking benjamin

Actually nah, breaking benjamin is more metal

Album Rating: 5.0

"A whole week we've been blessed with this garbage. If you want a laugh, go see the endless glazing (I hate that term but it really fits here) over on the subreddit."



from what i've seen that sub has been way more vicious than even sput regarding this. last friday when this dropped it was like all parasocial meltdowns on there lmao (shadows and syn forcing the other members into this / please stop with the drugs! / the rev would've prevented this etc etc)



said it plenty in the libad thread but i find the disconnect the a7x foREVer wackos have between who they think a7x is and who the band actually are to be endlessly fascinating/laughable.

Album Rating: 2.5

"from what i've seen that sub has been way more vicious than even sput regarding this. last friday when this dropped it was like all parasocial meltdowns on there lmao (shadows and syn forcing the other members into this / please stop with the drugs! / the rev would've prevented this etc etc)"



That is so so so so so so sad

STAAAAeeeeAAAAATICAAAaaaaaA

So painfully annoying...

Album Rating: 3.0

This album is quality rage bait for gen x and older millennials.

Album Rating: 3.0

Ah, so that's why I have zero strong feelings about it.

Ragebait? I think most of us just think this shit is hilarious sounding

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

1 it Eak

Album Rating: 0.5 | Sound Off

Hard.