Album Rating: 2.0

Similar to Midi’s last two tbf, all in the same general range of boredom / wtf is this?

Album Rating: 1.0

"worse than every black midi album"



I dislike Tool too, but don't say stupid things please. I think no artist ever will ever sink this low.

Album Rating: 3.5

Meanwhile Tool waits 13 years to drop a new album and it’s worse than every black midi album



based

Album Rating: 4.5

penis music

http://www.sputnikmusic.com

Album Rating: 1.0

micropenis

I don't know how much I actually like this thing, but it's by far the most cohesive album The band has put out

Album Rating: 4.5

bruh... Are these low ratings ironic or what?

Album Rating: 1.0

"Company A, wake with a start

Stomachs open

Burning hearts (Burning hearts with drills and lines this red liquid mined and)

Captain bottles Rennie's red wine

Remember why we’re here

"Don’t touch Rio Tinto's bottom line"



Easily worst lyrics of all time. He produces low IQ neanderthal intertextual content and disguises it as post-modernism. Is that his trick, really? Who does this asshat think he is, a zoomer James Joyce or something? Doesn't help that he has the most punchable face I've ever seen (displayed below).

https://c.tenor.com/zOKjrtQvMKYAAAAd/black-midi-goerdie-greep.gif

these ratings arent ironic no, its not that mad to imagine people not liking black middling




(i am very intelligent)

Album Rating: 1.0

"these ratings arent ironic no, its not that mad to imagine people not liking black middling

(i am very intelligent)"

This comment non-ironically sounds like actual Black Midi lyrics. You're part of the problem.

oh god oh fuck im black midi

IDIOTS ARE INFINITE
AND THINKING MEN ARE NUMBERED

Album Rating: 4.5

Just got this on vinyl and after a third listen this is probably in my top five of the year. Where as other albums of theirs have had highs and lows this one is pretty solid the whole way through.

Album Rating: 3.5

You're part of the problem.



lmao sounds like a serious problem

one of those bands that just attracts trolls and haters, theres no way in hell ull have a civil discussion here

@Walrus I actually felt like their previous album was solid the whole way through, too but I think I know what you mean. I've seen a number of people say the same thing as you.

Album Rating: 3.0

Sugar/Tzu and Welcome to Hell have officially converted me to being fans of these guys. I don't like the rest of the album half as much but those actually make me like what they're going for

Album Rating: 3.5

Personally i think this album kinda slows down and dipped in the second half. The three track Sugar/Tzu - Eat Men Eat - Welcome to Hell is just insane that my expectation was set high for the rest of the album which was not met.

Album Rating: 3.0

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