Album Rating: 5.0

i think everything about them sucked so we should just forget about them

Album Rating: 4.0

instrumentally they were pretty solid tbh. it's just that the spoken-word vox didn't suit them at all

Album Rating: 5.0

january 10 is SOTY

Album Rating: 3.5

Anyone in Columbus OH area need a ticket for thursday night?

Album Rating: 3.0

Saw them last night, been a while since I'd seen a band with such a big sound

Album Rating: 4.0

yeah this is really fucking good, aoty contender for sure

Album Rating: 4.3

First song is still so fucking gorgeous. That transition when the warmer guitar comes in leading to the oooh oohs omg

Album Rating: 4.0

The first song is probably the best on the album. I love how they switched up the vocal style and went with almost a more "generic" emo sound but it really works well for them tbh. It's just a shame they don't go with that vocal style more often.

Album Rating: 4.5

best song is rage against the dying of the ra patera dance

Album Rating: 4.0

mental health/wendover/we need more skulls is still the best part of the album



none of those tracks qualify as the band's top 5 songs imo though

Album Rating: 4.0

I think Mental Health is their best song ever tbh.

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

In the Top 5 on the year for me

Album Rating: 4.0

I've been looking at my ratings for my top 20, I don't think this is going to make it.

These overwrought, 90s alt detritus, fluff, all surface no relatable feeling horseshit bands don't half get on me tits but this album and the last one by these jangle fairies are a great listen.
The 14yr old me thinks this is aoty

Album Rating: 4.3

I'm confused zak do you



do you actually



are you saying



that you



LIKE



this?

Yeah it has its moments. It's corndog yank city and I think I'd only truly get it if I was ducking bullets on my way to an English class taught wrong but yeah it's alright.

Album Rating: 4.0

damn zak's credibility on his war against emo got damaged pretty hard

This band are a bit different, they craft their twaddle a lot better than the rest of their ilk. There's a waterboatmens imprint on the waters surface inkling of depth.
Mental Health is fucking bilge though.

Album Rating: 2.5

beautiful poetic image of the waterboatsmen zak.

worst band name of all time the only possible reason for picking it must have been to get cockney ticket touts scream it out in that market trader style

the phrases 'jangle fairies' and 'twaddle' are making me worry no good things will come from me listening to this

lol. "The world is a bleedin nuisance, see these cunts. Tickets to buy or sell."
Doof it's worth a spin.