Album Rating: 2.5

Haha, could you imagine a collaboration between Croc & DavID? That would be hilarious. Liam & Noel would have nothing on them.

Assuming they were in the studio long enough to record but not long enough to strange each other, that is.

I'm up for it! It would totally be a #1 single.

Album Rating: 2.5

I'd call it 'The Croc & Shock Connection'.

Definitley! And we would cover Pour Some Sugar On Me just to piss him off.

Album Rating: 2.5

In that case, I think your idea of a cover & his idea of a cover would be different. As in, DavID would keep none of the original lyrics & none of the original music.

That is true.

Just reread this entire thread because it's late and I'm procrastinating. Fun stuff.

Album Rating: 2.5

Somoeone's really really bored... in Mexico.

i wish i had something to procrastinate about

What can I say, I find your charm irresistible.

Album Rating: 2.5

Or maybe... You find Def Leppard's charm irresistible!

Fuck this band and everything they stand for.

I'd rather be dragged over carpet tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol than enjoy this band, Davey.

Album Rating: 2.5

Mmmm alcohol...

If you wish to be individualistic enough to drink rubbing alcohol, then by all means, be my guest. Just don't come running to me when you need your wounds disinfected because all I'll have to say is "Valamir, what is the meaning of this?"

Album Rating: 2.5

"wounds"... What wounds? Didn't you know I was a cyborg built by the Russians in the 1970's. I don't get wounded.

You liar, you are a 69 year old Russian with 69 kids; you are king of the dad joke and minority leader of S.H.A.M.

A cyrbog? No. I also just reviewed the new Relient K, you'd probably like the record.

Album Rating: 2.5

Heading to your reliable relient k review now. Can't say I've ever given them a proper listen.

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Excellent review.



Some interesting moments however Slang's musical direction remains unfocused.