It's a feast for the senses, for sure. Whoever wrote this is very passionate, and it translates well.

Not to mention his/her mastery of the English language.

"33,878 views"
This review's like goddamn mecca for sput's seedy underbelly

everyone's seen it at least 50 times

It's the book you can't put down!

i've returned to it at least a dozen times and never failed to laugh out loud

The review so good, no one cares about the album it's reviewing

hey man "I Wasn't Prepared" is a jam also it's what I said after reading this for the first time.

I'll be honest, I was so enthralled by the review that I forgot to listen to the album.
Afraid the magic would be lost if I did though.

I'd suggest listening to The Valley instead

I do know this album sounds of "sexy peace," but does it sound like Sixpence?

Sixpence None The Richer?

Yeah, they're one of the "Related Bands"
I'm curious now.

it is in that genre yeah

Holy fuck i just realized he/she reviewed Evanescence's fallen and Nelly Furtado. Gonna read them right now.

oh boy i forgot about this classic

This is the best thing I have ever read

Bump for people wanting to get into reviewing. This is the place to start!

I C O N I C

i already have reviews out, they're not much different