i feel sorry for making my grandpa buy me this piece of shit.

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I don't know how to put this, but I... love... this :| I kinda know all the lyrics n' shit

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ARTICUNO JYNX NIDORINO BEEDRIL HAUNTER SQUIRTLE

MELLOTRON

I own this...

::What the World would be like if Pokemon Existed::

A BP Oil Rig explodes, causing hundreds of Grimer and Muk to spill across the Gulf of Mexico and the Southern Florida coast. Masses of Horseas and Goldeens wash up on the Coast due to the oil spill, scientists say the worst is yet to come.

Small children across the world continue to be hospitalized and die from wild pokemon attacks while playing in tall grass.

There have been rumors on the West Coast of attacks by 3 large dogs. Strangely, the attacks happened miles apart but occurred only between a matter of minutes. No official statements have been made but rumors have surfaced of electrical, fire, and even ice burns

In other news, Dick Cheney has been arrested for shooting another man while Pidgey hunting.

Along with birds, a flock of pidgeotto flew into the turbines of Flight 641, no word on the 50 passengers

In Health,
Jigglypuffs become widely known as an effective sleeping aid.

Also, are your kids getting high off of Paras stun spores? The truth could be paralyzing.

Celebrity Michael Vick has been arrested for dogfighting. Several growlithe have been seized

Alakazam awarded the Nobel prize for physics

Machoke movers in Goldenrod Dept. Store go on strike, having been fed up with a minimum wage salary and horrible working conditions

As for the Weather Forcast, we’ll be seeing some major thunderstorms in the area this weekend, caused by this group of several or more Magneton, back to you Tom

Thanks Rick,
Thousands of leeks were taken as evidence after reports of illegal farfetched poaching occured in southern England thanks to Greenpeace, who are also protesting the Lapras hunting in the Pacific.

Next Time on Ghost Hunters: TAPS investigates an old ceremonial tower in Violet City, said to be home to multiple Ghastly

YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A POKEMON
CIA has arrested 2 Porygon downloaders.

A law limiting the amount of hormones for Miltanks was approved this afternoon by professor obama.

Old man waters sudowoodo to death thinking it was a plant

reported Lugia sighting in Loch Ness. labeled "hoax"

Mass Corsola die out along equator troubling marine ecologist and raise questions about global warming.

Arizona passes a more severe immigration law. lotad, lombre, ludicolo are furious

Al Gore claims to have invented invents Porygon 2.0

Satellite T.V. Is out for many viewers, as a flock of Scarmory are flying around.

Wild Ursaring attacks at local campsite leave five dead and dozens injured.

Scientists question the existance of so-called
"shiny" pokemon; myth or fact?

5 month drought in the Middle East, Groudon suspected to be the cause

Four Rare Candy traffickers killed off Cinnabar Island in the continuing war against Rare Candy smuggling in the region.

First thing you gotta do in any Pokemon game, infinite rare candies and infinite master balls.

and by any you mean red and blue

the worst generation

But it was also the first generation, can't expect it to be amazing. I can't wait for Pokemon Nigguh and Cracka to come out.

i know its jus most people jump on the 'first generation is best, rest are shit' bandwagon

Pokemon Golliwog version

Now now, this ain't music we're talking about here.

But damn, 3D buildings? About time.

its all about the online man. now i can play with all my bros over the seas

The experience of playing the first generation (and the second) was much better than any of the generations after, even if those games had improved graphics and gameplay. Back then it was still fresh.

http://jynxaniggertypepokemon.ytmnd.com/

^ haha this pokemon nigs version (sound on)

I remember that pokerap. They played that at the end of a pokemon episode. I always love/hated watching it cuz I knew that pokemon was about to end I went all emo and depressed after that. Man i fucking love pokemon

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LOL

motherfucking gary oak.

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He's not the little bitch who I thought he was these past 13 years. But I read somewhere apparently people dress like pokemon characters and bang. Probably Japan.