i do not want dick in my sammiches no i prefer cheese and pickle but dick would be okay if there was nothing else and i was dying of hunger

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My post was deleted :[

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what was your post

now it looks like i was talking to myself about dick sammiches AWESOME

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Slightly likes dick sammiches

i'll bite yours off ok

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Because you like them in your mouth

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like a bbq pulled dick sammich?

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mmmmmmm







bbq

gross meat i only eat vegans

who needs protein anyway all i do is sit around all day and masturbate

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Maniac you need to first see a real live breast before you can even begin talking about sex. The kind on your blowup doll doesn't count.

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erect nipples

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Don't insult Maniac's blowup doll.



I got him that as a present.

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Someone had to make sure that it works.

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I hear scientists are inventing robots that you can have sex with and look and fell real, that's some fucked up shit

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At least the robots won't bitch about things that don't actually matter.

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rawr

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I was just about to type "As long as they can't talk...". Eternium beat me to the nagging woman comment.

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would you fuck a robot doll that looked exactly like Devin Townsend except had real lady parts?