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JohnnyoftheWell
June 16th 2024


64287 Comments


discussing an album for any standpoint kinda relies on having enough self-awareness to give other people the space to say their bit and then respond to it without hemorrhaging the whole thread with godawful BUT AKTUALLY spam
the only time I've ever seen smok 'discuss' music is when he's been put on blast for one of the only 20 records he has the balls to go to bat for

StarlessCore
June 16th 2024


7813 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Agreed. I found this stuff funny when I was 14, not anymore

ToSmokMuzyki
June 16th 2024


15270 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

johnny u are the king of godawful but aktually spam except u make it go on for 5 paras at a time while being obsessively pedantic

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 16th 2024


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smok just discovered the true art of trolling is to share your 100% honest opinions. that triggers self serious music consumers harder than any trolling ever could.

i wasn’t going to wade into this because I didn’t want to disappoint papa ford but dissodeath is completely creatively bankrupt and hasn’t produced anything of merit or value in over a decade. smok’s opinion is closer to correct than every thinking man’s metal poster in this thread.

Comatorium.
June 16th 2024


5559 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I can’t stand smok or jotw but theyre both right about the other being the worst lmao

JohnnyoftheWell
June 16th 2024


64287 Comments


engaging with what other people in the thread have written on a basis beyond UR MOM jokes does take time and effort yes

bighubbabuddha
June 16th 2024


1437 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

LMAO, Smok, don't kill the guy

StarlessCore
June 16th 2024


7813 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

My brother I'm personally offended that you have the balls to excuse somebody of being pedantic with the amount of useless words per second u emit

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 16th 2024


120511 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Hype bro idk if we didn't feed Smok he would still be here talking to himself lol. Its been proven in other threads. Which is all good if literally one of his comments was about the music itself.

ToSmokMuzyki
June 16th 2024


15270 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

thats the thing i can say the same shit in like 2 words



laconicism is a lost art

Comatorium.
June 16th 2024


5559 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

There IS something to be said for smok’s brevity. He doesn’t wrap it up in a community college essay that wants to be a pitchfork article, I’ll give him that.



Anyways I like this band but idk after half a dozen albums I’m realizing that it’s good but maybe just not for me. I’m a pussy and need my melodic uplifting saidan and panopticon riffs

ToSmokMuzyki
June 16th 2024


15270 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

well shit support from hype and coma didnt see that coming

StarlessCore
June 16th 2024


7813 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

You've confused brevity with superficiality

bighubbabuddha
June 16th 2024


1437 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Smok I think you mean laconism

ToSmokMuzyki
June 16th 2024


15270 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

laconism is a single statement, laconicism is the habit of making brief statements

StarlessCore
June 16th 2024


7813 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Let's see if he edits it

Comatorium.
June 16th 2024


5559 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

If I have to choose between smok trolling a good album with ten word soundoffs or one of jotw’s psuedointellectual think pieces that make Fantano sound like a normal guy with no pretense, I know where I’m going 10/10 times.

StarlessCore
June 16th 2024


7813 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Let's see if he edits it

JohnnyoftheWell
June 16th 2024


64287 Comments


being laconic is when you say something in brief with resonance that you don't feel the need to spam ten minor variations of it across the same page, so I think not either way

ToSmokMuzyki
June 16th 2024


15270 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

nvm theyre the same word https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/laconicism



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