Album Rating: 1.5
Damn that merch is edgy as fuck, gonna wear that shit to the next bdsm convention for adventurous dad-rock enthusiasts
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Album Rating: 2.5
I find it funny the small buttplugs are out of stock but not the large.
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Album Rating: 2.5
Wat rars
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I changed my tinder bio to "looking for a woman who can handle the large Health buttplug" and have received NO MATCHES for THREE WEEKS
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Album Rating: 1.5
'I find it funny the small buttplugs are out of stock but not the large.'
entry level audience, confirmed
(I see you were in the market for one then, I am JUDGING YOU... for 'HEALTH' reasons)
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Album Rating: 3.5
Unrelated to this album, but Health's collab with Lamb of God resulted in the best song LoG had made in years.
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hilarious to read the review and then listen to the album
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Album Rating: 1.5
entry level is probably a brutal point to get stuck at if you're in the market for butt plugs
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Album Rating: 1.5
they can’t HANDLE the large ones
An emphatic know-your-market failure
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They will never write a song better than cyberpunk 2020
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Album Rating: 4.0
they’re gonna be here this weekend but I can’t get off work : [
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Album Rating: 4.9
Shame, they’re great live.
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Album Rating: 3.5
I dropped this from a 4.5 to a more agreeable 3.5. Great on release, had no lasting impact. I thought, at the time, that I would be coming back to this over and over but after rotating it a few times on release, it lost a little of its luster.
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Album Rating: 3.0
worst HEALTH
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Album Rating: 4.5
I'm pretty new to HEALTH, but this is right up my street. Immediately onto my 'must see' list at Download this year.
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Album Rating: 3.0
try the DISCO4s they're way better
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Album Rating: 4.5
I've checked out Part 1 & 2, plus Vol. 4. Nothing quite on this level yet, but this one was first and thus has had time to marinate longer.
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Album Rating: 3.0
oh hell yeah, I much preferred the variety and guest vox on those but i get it!
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Album Rating: 4.0
Hateful being in Ultrakill gives this +1 at least in my book off rip
Probably their best release to date, I wish Jake's vocals had more bite to them but the production is razor sharp and the songs' hooks feel a lot more fully developed, the second half starts to dawdle but I think this is 3.7 or 3.8 territory
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Album Rating: 4.0
I do think their colaborations are when they're at their best, I feel like they're good at making other artists' styles really shine, both halves of D4 were really fun and varied throughout
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