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Demon of the Fall
December 23rd 2023


38995 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Damn that merch is edgy as fuck, gonna wear that shit to the next bdsm convention for adventurous dad-rock enthusiasts

ConcubinaryCode
January 5th 2024


8132 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I find it funny the small buttplugs are out of stock but not the large.

pizzamachine
January 5th 2024


28282 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Wat rars

FowlKrietzsche
Emeritus
January 5th 2024


2459 Comments


I changed my tinder bio to "looking for a woman who can handle the large Health buttplug" and have received NO MATCHES for THREE WEEKS

Demon of the Fall
January 5th 2024


38995 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

'I find it funny the small buttplugs are out of stock but not the large.'

entry level audience, confirmed

(I see you were in the market for one then, I am JUDGING YOU... for 'HEALTH' reasons)

Christbait
January 5th 2024


1465 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Unrelated to this album, but Health's collab with Lamb of God resulted in the best song LoG had made in years.

Ryus
January 5th 2024


37885 Comments


hilarious to read the review and then listen to the album

JohnnyoftheWell
January 5th 2024


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

entry level is probably a brutal point to get stuck at if you're in the market for butt plugs

Demon of the Fall
January 5th 2024


38995 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

they can’t HANDLE the large ones

An emphatic know-your-market failure

anarchistfish
March 13th 2024


30534 Comments


They will never write a song better than cyberpunk 2020

Wildcardbitchesss
March 13th 2024


19561 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

they’re gonna be here this weekend but I can’t get off work : [

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
March 13th 2024


18925 Comments

Album Rating: 4.9

Shame, they’re great live.

Christbait
March 13th 2024


1465 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I dropped this from a 4.5 to a more agreeable 3.5. Great on release, had no lasting impact. I thought, at the time, that I would be coming back to this over and over but after rotating it a few times on release, it lost a little of its luster.

LunaticSoul
March 16th 2024


2420 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

worst HEALTH





hangth3dj
March 16th 2024


1050 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I'm pretty new to HEALTH, but this is right up my street. Immediately onto my 'must see' list at Download this year.

neekafat
Emeritus
March 16th 2024


26926 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

try the DISCO4s they're way better

hangth3dj
March 16th 2024


1050 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I've checked out Part 1 & 2, plus Vol. 4. Nothing quite on this level yet, but this one was first and thus has had time to marinate longer.

neekafat
Emeritus
March 16th 2024


26926 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

oh hell yeah, I much preferred the variety and guest vox on those but i get it!

dememecracy
March 21st 2024


51 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Hateful being in Ultrakill gives this +1 at least in my book off rip



Probably their best release to date, I wish Jake's vocals had more bite to them but the production is razor sharp and the songs' hooks feel a lot more fully developed, the second half starts to dawdle but I think this is 3.7 or 3.8 territory

dememecracy
March 21st 2024


51 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I do think their colaborations are when they're at their best, I feel like they're good at making other artists' styles really shine, both halves of D4 were really fun and varied throughout



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