"Rear legroom is a motherfucker though."

dude airplanes must be miserable then

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Honestly girls just expect that for free. It's like guys that own a pickup being expected to help people move shit.

do your big person hands ever make it difficult to do menial or precision tasks like text or button up your shirt?

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Can confirm texting sucks. Would also be a shit surgeon.

this is all very educational and fascinating thank you for sharing your experiences

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I like to inform the little people.

do you ever forget to duck when you go through a doorway and knock yourself out?

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So far so good.

hows your penis?

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Fantastic, thanks for asking.

one last question, when you are having missionary sex is the girls line of sight at your belly button, or closer to nipples, and have you ever thrown your back out trying to crunch over for a kiss like this

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Navel, cause my upper body is like 4 feet tall yes.

So do they just smooch your belly button then or

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That's exactly what happens.

Is it even possibly for you to do doggystyle without like, picking them up and putting them on a counter?

How does shower sex work, do you even fit in a shower? how do you shower?

Do your feet hang off the bed like do you have to decide whether you want your feet to be warm or your chest to be warm because blankets are too small?

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I like this version of me where I'm essentially a yeti.

Wow I have so many more questions

When you hold hands with a girl does she have to hold her hand above her shoulder level instead of down by her side? Do you feel like you are walking a child when you do this?