Album Rating: 3.0

I absolutely will, if they start giving Ins any shit.

they pretty much have been doing that moreira. I think I saw a death threat or two

Album Rating: 1.5

"I'm getting the strange feeling that some of you don't like my review..." -Insurrection

ahahahah lol

Thank you Artuma! And likewise yourself, Jennifer Morrison correct? :]

Edit: WOOP 7 likes for out man Ins! :D

https://www.facebook.com/blacktongueuk/posts/690637521001837

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"Jennifer Morrison correct?"



ye.



also, lol @ u guys on facebook

Album Rating: 3.0

"they pretty much have been doing that moreira. I think I saw a death threat or two"



We should only take it "personally" when they comment directly on his comment agreed? LOL

This time it's personal too, y'know

Album Rating: 3.5

are you fucking moshing yet

nah, this album is complete oral excrement

'"Jennifer Morrison correct?"

ye.'

Yay! She's pretty damn cool like

I'm off to sleep, keep me posted & shit. Peace! :]

you two have the same avatar person

Album Rating: 1.5

Woah.

and today was the day black tongue's fans realized they were not universally acclaimed

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The carnage on the FB post is absolutely amazing

Did anything new transpire?

It's beautiful...

Album Rating: 3.0

A gathering of my personal favorites:



The all or nothing guy wrote:

"Anyone who didn't like this album is a fucking pussy! Every negative in the review is a positive to

me. Go listen to one direction and quit crying here you bitches!"



The "OMG I CAN'T EVEN" guy wrote:

"Seems as though the reviwer has absolutely NO idea who Aaron Kitcher and Eddie Pickard are... XD"





The psychotherapist guy wrote:

"I think Andrew Gold is mental retard or something like that."



The guy that happens to know ALL about this breakthrough new genre wrote:

"The moron reviewed it as a deathcore album, which it isn't. He couldn't grasp that this style of

music is just pure downtempo heavy. Ignorant reviewer is ignorant."



The aggressive educator wrote:

"Whoever wrote this review needs to swallow there bullshit and keep there shitty opinions to there

self, black tongue are slow tempo and brutal, this is what beatdown mixed with deathcore should

sound like! A genre has a specific sound to it and black tongue is a great mixture of these two

genres, FUCK THAT REVIEW:L"



The frustrated guy who wishes he was actually relevant wrote:

"I'm laughing at all of the brain-washed elitists in the comments who have a Ph.D. in metal. Exactly

why I don't care for the genre that much anymore, it's full of tools exactly like that who have

nothing better to do with their time than practice forming snobby, elitist thoughts through writing

on metal review websites and youtube comments sections in the privacy of their parents basement."



intotheshit impersonator wrote:

"Sounds like the reviewer needs to shut the fuck up and go back to listening to his girly metalcore

shit."



The guy that thinks he's heard more of this stuff than me and Eulogize combined wrote:

"Here's a better review: album of the fucking year. I jam that shit daily"



My ACTUAL favorite comment:



"Sputnik isn't wrong. It's nothing but stupid fucking pointless heaviness. Your EP sucks ass."



Ladies and gentleman, give yourselves a round of applause to Mr. Julian Caldwell. For honesty and

truth. (his truth, which just as Andrew's truth, i welcome as an actual opinion)

Album Rating: 1.5

Like a beautiful sunset......