Imperial - dipshit teenager obsessed with shitty metal who has prob played guitar for a year, downloads tabs from the internet and thinks he knows something about music

You know, Imperial, you articulate your points VERY well... I think you should channel this brilliance in writing reviews for this site to teach all us lowly plebeians a thing or two.

Album Rating: 3.0

imperial have u even heard nespithe?

Album Rating: 3.5

I play a fender squire and I just learned the solo from whom the bell tolls. A far more expensive guitar than you could ever afford(because you're poor) and a far harder song than you could ever learn.

Album Rating: 3.5

imperial have u even heard nespithe?

Album Rating: 3.0

A far more expensive guitar than you could ever afford(because you're poor) and a far harder song than you could ever learn.

It's also a groundless claim.

that's a pretty lowlife thing to say, js

Album Rating: 5.0

i don't know why, but I believe him

lol

imperial has heard two good death metal albums only i wonder which ones they are

Album Rating: 3.0

dimmu

Album Rating: 3.0

of filth

Album Rating: 3.5

I think dimmu is better now that they wear white leather.

it's fur

(fake fur)

Album Rating: 3.5

Fake or not those guys play REAL black metal!

Album Rating: 3.5

that's a pretty lowlife thing to say, js





it makes it funnier because



a) I work two jobs

b) have completed two undergrad degrees

c) am about to start postgrad

d) therefore have a LOT of money

e) have a better guitar than that

f) have played classical piano for over a decade

g) am clearly a hipster

lol

i can't believe this is still going on

Album Rating: 3.5

Me either.