malleus does not know how to make inferences

just saw this posted somewhere else;

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Glorior-Belli-Celebrate-the-Death-of-Mitch-
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The irony, a BM band on metal blade trying to act kvlt

"malleus does not know how to make inferences"

theres really no need to try to make yourself sound dumber

"bringing up bands I despise causes me to unleash hate."

you chose the wrong band to hate bro, you literally look like you should be their promoter or something

"theres really no need to try to make yourself sound dumber"

u r dum

Andcas is good looking. This is true. No homo.

yea i would never call him ugly

hes just very typical looking

hoes like typical tho

too bad andcas isnt the type of guy to play the field

"I got hoes, in different area codes, area codes!"

That's from a bill maher stand up

Typical or not, guys that look like Andcas get all the poon 'round these parts.

stank pussy smellin like cool ranch doritos

quality over quantity

Speaking of exes, mine came over last Thursday.

"ludacris but yeah that too."

I only know it from bill maher, haven't listened to ludacris in years

speaking of exes

i don't talk to mine

"I play the field plenty. then again who wouldn't after a long ass relationship where you lived with the chick and it went to shit."

word

Her new bf dumped her, haha. Barely lasted like a month. I laughed in my head when she told me.

She gave the 'I'm never letting anyone mess with my emotions again' speech. Pff.

Hahaha. I'd still smash my ex. Her ass was just...*exhales*

see im at a stage right now where it feels like the girls i fucked before today are much hotter than the girls i will be fucking in the future