Album Rating: 2.0

Truth!

Album Rating: 1.0

What the hell did I just rape my ears with! He sounds the Godfather doing duck impressions of metal screamers...only worse and funnier. Brings new life to the saying "frog in my throat", only in this case, the frog's doing the singing. But hey, give a million monkeys musical instruments, and they will pwn this everytime...

dont be so shocked. you knew what you were getting yourself into.

Album Rating: 1.0

NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU. RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH......hahahhahahahahhaha........hahahahhaah.

Kermit thee Frog woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

what ever happened to these guys

Album Rating: 2.0

I hope they put out a new album.

http://blackgoatproductions.de/doomthrone_1.htm

according to this website a picture will be appearing soon

lyrics, yes - http://blackgoatproductions.de/doomthrone_lyrics.htm

also, a bio - From the deep Depths of the real Underground comes this blasphemous Onslaught of heretic Black Doom Metal for the Suicidal and
Depressed. Imagine a Stomach churning low end Wall of Heaviness in the Vein of Thergothon, early Winter or Worship, combined with
the raw Vocal Delivery reminiscent of the true Black Metal of the late Eighties/ early Nineties, just much more desperate, unholier and
sicker. This is definitely not for the weak-hearted…only for those searching for the Obscure and Sinister. Underground Metal forever !

cool

Album Rating: 2.0

Oh dude, that just sounds more horrific than this hahahaha.

Album Rating: 1.0

Not pretentious at all

Album Rating: 1.0

that first paragraph brought the lulz

Album Rating: 1.0

THIS REVIEW SHOULD BE DELETED. IT MAKES INNOCENT PEOPLE DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT TO SEE IF IT'S THAT BAD. (IT IS)

surely this can't be THAT bad?

Album Rating: 1.0

i'm exaggerating a little bit. but it's absolutely the worst cd i've heard. but i don't like much music at all related to this to start with

my original intention was not actually for this to become popular, funnily enough. i first downloaded the album thinking it would be good (the blog i got it from made it out to be that way).

Album Rating: 1.0

i was thinking that but it's just to hard not to listen to the band the way you describe them. btw good job with the review

I'm so disappointed that they removed the youtube video for a skeleton veiled in flesh. Anywhere I can listen to this online?

Album Rating: 1.0

the only place i could find was to download it. but i deleted it after listening to 2 minutes of the first "song"

why is this listened to when other things of similar nature that rasputin has reviewed such as Wraith of the Ropes go unnoticed

Probably because this is hilariously bad. Even if it was well executed, I doubt I would like very many songs/bands from this genre. So yea. And it's funny as hell to show to friends.