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Pangea
July 2nd 2016


10946 Comments


Best review ever

miketunneyiscool123
July 15th 2016


5523 Comments


The whole bi-polar feel of this review makes it so good. Have a pos

ShadowRemains
July 29th 2016


28671 Comments


this is the it's always sunny of reviews

CalculatingInfinity
September 2nd 2016


9941 Comments


Greatest review of all time? Yes.

Archelirion
September 2nd 2016


6648 Comments


I must have read 100 sentences here and they all broke me.

SharkTooth
September 2nd 2016


15026 Comments


This review needs more love

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
September 2nd 2016


12990 Comments


This review again...

BallsDeep
November 13th 2016


4642 Comments


One paragraph in I'm dead

xAshtrayux
November 13th 2016


268 Comments


Reading this is like a sputnik rite of passage tbh
I was literally crying the first time I stumbled upon this masterpiece.
The Fallen review by this user is also nice:

"The "Imaginary" song has the interesting orchestration from the beginning. "I linger in the door way. Of long night, monster calling..." "In my field of paper flower and candy clouds of lullaby." It is an interesting lyrical imagination. I can imagine if in a long sleepless night, a monster calling me that is very scary, just like I might dream but the dream is over. I hope I do not have those nights when I cannot fall to sleep, and have a dream is better. But it sounds pretty darn cool."


clavier
Emeritus
July 2nd 2017


1210 Comments


Did Tommy Wiseau write this review

Dewinged
Emeritus
November 8th 2017


33063 Comments


What the fuck did I just read!?¿

CalculatingInfinity
November 8th 2017


9941 Comments


Art.

Dewinged
Emeritus
November 8th 2017


33063 Comments


I feel...








Reborn.

TheSpirit
Emeritus
February 13th 2018


30304 Comments


christian coffee shop

SandwichBubble
April 4th 2018


13965 Comments


1001 Sputnik Reviews You Must Read Before You Die

luci
November 13th 2018


12844 Comments


bump for the newbies

Dewinged
Emeritus
November 21st 2018


33063 Comments


Thanks iglu for bringing this up, completely forgot about this treasure.

Mandatory read before you start reviewing. The ABC of Sputnik reviews.

iglu
November 21st 2018


1745 Comments


yw, this and the limp bizkit review are the reasons I joined sputnik

SandwichBubble
November 21st 2018


13965 Comments


it is the ice on the cake

Dewinged
Emeritus
November 21st 2018


33063 Comments


A classic in my book. I haven't even jammed the album and I know exactly how it sounds thanks to this detailed review.



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