Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
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budgie
February 28th 2019


42373 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

aaaand this tv mount doesnt even fit my tv, 5 hours of fuddling with it later just realized that



fucking kill me

Deathconscious
February 28th 2019


27920 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Evoken, Mournful Congregation, Slow - V: Oceans, and Ahab - Call of the Wretched Sea as well.

J() Alexander
February 28th 2019


7914 Comments


Sorry to hear that, budgie.
Do you like Killer 7?

botb
February 28th 2019


19837 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I’m between black metal and power metal. No power metal musician ever cosplayed Conan the barbarian and decapitated anyone or anything right? That’s the only way I’d say black metal is nerdier

J() Alexander
February 28th 2019


7914 Comments


You know, thinking more about it I actually don't like funeral doom and drone that much... Mmmmmmmmmm... No, I definitely don't.
Also, power metal is obviously the nerdiest. But there's a good number of subgenres with more autism out there than that one.

Kompys2000
February 28th 2019


9483 Comments


Can't believe no one has mentioned prog metal yet.

J() Alexander
February 28th 2019


7914 Comments


Oh yeah, prog, I knew I was forgetting something... Eh, I don't know, it doesn't seem to be very autistic, if anything just a bit autistic.

botb
February 28th 2019


19837 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I mean prog is undoubtedly nerdy but nobody is out here in prog wearing chain mail and holding a 2x4 with nails in it being asked to be called orcish words from LOTR

Deathconscious
February 28th 2019


27920 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah but Varg was the alpha (as we know by the murder) and he was a pretty good looking dude when he was younger, im sure he got plenty of attention from women. Does that cancel out the armor wearing and LOTR stuff?

artiswar
February 28th 2019


16639 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I dunno, he always looked like a bitch to me when not wearing armour and wielding a mace

kevbogz
February 28th 2019


6695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

anyone who people called 'The Count' has gotta be pretty alpha no?

artiswar
February 28th 2019


16639 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

true but the way he asked to be called that didn't sound very alpha in the movie

J() Alexander
February 28th 2019


7914 Comments


Yes.

J() Alexander
February 28th 2019


7914 Comments


Well, in the movie he's protrayed by a fat jew, so I'm pretty sure it isn't very accurate.

artiswar
February 28th 2019


16639 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

he's not fat he's big boned

J() Alexander
February 28th 2019


7914 Comments


Lol.

kevbogz
February 28th 2019


6695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

did he tell his mom to call him The Count tho

artiswar
February 28th 2019


16639 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lol yes, when he gets arrested I half-expected his mom to pop around the corner with a plate of sugar cookies and milk

budgie
February 28th 2019


42373 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

dont talk about lotr that way

kevbogz
February 28th 2019


6695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

isn't his mom a stupid bitch Nazi as well whose husband worked for Saddam in brainwashing Iraqi citizens?



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