i might go to the bakery this afternoon because of you

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I just put a pizza in, it doesn't look as good as your avatar though.

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My avatar is both a blessing and a curse.

i'm settling for popcorn chicken

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Then you have failed yourself.

but i have ranch!

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Redeemed.

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You just jealous you don't have facial hair.

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im so hungry right now holy shit

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facial hair is overrated.

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i put off shaving for like weeks because i get bad razor burn which is shit.



its lucky im so fucking sexy

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im almost 21 and can only achieve mild peach fuzz

i am the chosen one

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im almost 22 and can only achieve mild peach fuzz

i am the chosener one

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I have a goattee down to the middle of my nipple panties.

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Dogs can grow beards all over.

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Don't lie, you look like a bald guinea pig.

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im going to get a really shaggy dog when i get older and keep him completely shaved aside from an immaculately groomed broatee



i shall call him fibro

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i mean its ok because i look good with or without facial hair.



but sometimes that shits got to go

Haven't shaved in almost a month, trying to beat my past record. I look good.

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My beard is too long after like 3 weeks.