Oh my! But this was a very common English mistake, not a mystical Japanese misinterpretation.

i'm certain that to pluralise haiku you just add another u to the end of the word

haha yes im just giving you shit

a stray petal
from this withered flower
falls in an s-shape

since we've established that haiku rules are mostly fake ill post the original poem that i made before editing to a 3 5 3 haiku on the last page
--
it is morning, i rise

he is mort, he jams

opeth chronologically

Luckily, being a flower, I'm very partial to poo, shit, and the like.

Johnny that was wonderful I'm crying.

That, too, was gorgeous occy. Nicely free form. With the Opeth reference in there recalling a season (am I doing it right Johnny? Or is that season thing also a myth?).

Album Rating: 5.0

This thread

A rollercoaster

WHEEE

there's vomit on his
sweater already
mom's spaghetti

Album Rating: 3.0

the plural of haiku is haikunuplets

Album Rating: 3.0

also, its really weird logging on just to find a bunch of haikus about oneself

Album Rating: 4.5

Autumnal sorrow

blighting all it embraces

that's Opeth for ya

Oh all these haikuae...

Album Rating: 4.5

In dawn's tender light,

Silent echoes, shadows fade,

Morningrise whispers.

I really like Opeth, but I find them so fickle, to the point that it's hard for me to convince myself to listen to material of theirs that I'm not familiar with. And the love this album gets is jarring for me. Black Rose Immortal feels like it's purposelessly wandering between (sadly very interesting) ideas, constantly switching atmospheres to the point it gets frustrating. On the other hand, the album is plagued by a really weird, muddy mix, that turns listening to the busier moments of the album into a headache. Guess I'll be sticking to their later works

Album Rating: 5.0

Check the remaster. That at least does something about the muddiness.



The frustration is a challenge only you can solve.

Hmmmmmm was super in the mood for this. Nothing like it.



I guess it has been too long since the slopes were surveyed last.

Also this is still a wonderful 5.0.

what assuages
the transience of things?
a hard five.

People-wise
I think that would be
You, Johnny.