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vult
January 8th 2024


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Jumping on Lions bandwagon for the playoffs, but would not mind seeing the Rams, Bucs, or Flacco-Browns do well. Just anybody but the Chiefs please....

Slex
January 8th 2024


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Hell yeah welcome aboard Vult! Anyone else is free to join LFG

Of course we play Stafford lmao, gonna be so weird

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
January 8th 2024


19077 Comments


ghosts of quarterbacks past

Manatea
Emeritus
January 8th 2024


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Slex ily and I am not expecting to win after which point i will jump on the lions bandwagon as well

Slex
January 8th 2024


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

We'll see what happens bud < 3

Manatea
Emeritus
January 8th 2024


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I’m still over the moon about nacua dude

MarsKid
Emeritus
January 8th 2024


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Stafford against that Lions pass defense could be a fucking artillery bombing. Goff is gonna have to ball out in a gunslinger shootout.



Meanwhile, all signs point to King Henry leaving in FA. Glad he went out dominating one last time, but man, I'm not ready to see him play for another franchise ;^(

MarsKid
Emeritus
January 8th 2024


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

ALSO...



it is...



BLACK MONDAY



The axe will fall. The scythe shall be swung. Heads are gonna roll. It's firin' time.



Arthur Smith was already fired at 12:01am lmao

Slex
January 8th 2024


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I wanna see Bill get dropped like a sack of potatoes

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
January 8th 2024


19077 Comments


i'm gonna have to eat some crow on arthur smith and the 2023 falcons

dude was awesome as the titan's OC and did some very interesting things and overachieved with arguably the worst rosters in the league in 2021 & 2022 in atlanta. this season was supposed to be the year it all came together and i absolutely expected them to win the nfc south or at least make the playoffs. instead they finish third in by far the league's worst division largely due to coaching malpractice, just a complete failure.

i think the falcons could still be spicy next year... just need to hire a coach who doesn't enjoy the smell of his own farts. they have the pieces at least on offense.

Slex
January 8th 2024


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Ridder simply ain't it

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
January 8th 2024


19077 Comments


def not but i think they're prob the most likely team to either sign cousins or trade for fields... and they also have the #8 pick. way too much talent to just simply run it back with ridder

Slex
January 8th 2024


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Are the Vikings and Cousins really splitting? Would be such a a stupid decision by Minnesota

Fields has great flashes of talent but he is bafflingly overrated tbh

s0nicx
January 8th 2024


936 Comments


Arthur Smith is a clown lol. Not surprised he was the first coach to get the boot. Now when is Dennis Allen getting fired?

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
January 8th 2024


19077 Comments


@slex that def seemed to be the expectation going into the season, but post-injury they may be able to bring him back for cheaper. vikings are in such a weird spot

fields will 100% playing for a new team next year though. falcons and steelers would make the most sense for cousins/fields in terms of roster & draft positioning but i certainly can't see the steelers doing something so ballsy. falcons seemed to be the team most in-play for lamar last offseason, and pushed super hard for watson the year before that. will prob be in the mix yet again.

Slex
January 8th 2024


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I feel like the Vikings #1 priority should be keeping JJ happy and Kirk is his guy, but I know he's getting older n whatnot



Fields would probably be better served on the Falcons tbh, Bijan is a good security blanket and would take the pressure off of him a lot in general imo

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
January 8th 2024


19077 Comments


lmao ironically i think fields could've potentially unlocked the arthur smith offense

they quietly had a borderline top 10 offense last season with the corpse of marcus mariota, and fields is like the same type of player but way better (low bar but still)

Slex
January 8th 2024


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah having to defend against that much speed in the backfield could really open things up

Slex
January 9th 2024


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Penix widely overthrows an open receiver for the 11th time today



Announcers: YA JUST DONT SEE THAT EVER HAPPEN

MarsKid
Emeritus
January 9th 2024


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

We might do this.



We might fucking do this.



Build the Corum statue.



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