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vult
December 27th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I still think Miami has the most longevity for the playoffs in the AFC, they will be scary

Purpl3Spartan
December 27th 2023


9526 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Raiders are winning it all

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
December 27th 2023


19077 Comments


bruh short of the bills winning, this past week somehow went perfectly for the steelers dim playoff chances lmao.

basically... steelers need to win out obv (@SEA, @BAL), but in terms of outside help, all that needs to happen ironically is for the ravens to beat the dolphins this coming week, causing the week 18 bills/dolphins game to be for the afc east title, which if the dolphins win the bills are knocked out. and if the ravens beat the dolphins this week they'll have the top seed locked up so they'll likely sit their starters against us, making a win way more realistic. whatever happens in the afc south is completely irrelevant.

thought this team was done but WE ARE BACK. RUDOLPH WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRIGHT, WON'T YOU GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT

i am also 150% out on pickett and don't want to see him again this season lmao unless rudolph gets injured

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 27th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Tomlin getting ready to Doc Rivers his way out of the playoffs as per tradition



I don't care how bad the odds are but I wanna see the Raiders go to the playoffs kinda lol, the year they finally have a solid defense.

Slex
December 27th 2023


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Also wanna see the Raiders in the playoffs tbh

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 27th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

They just need that interim coach magic again



People forget how close they were from knocking off the Bengals at Cincy. Lot of things change if the Raiders move into the next round. Despite my Cincy roots I was admittedly hoping Carr could pull it off.

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
December 27th 2023


19077 Comments


broncos benching russ while still in playoff contention... that has to mean they are trading/cutting him this offseason lmao

like they can literally win the afc west if they win out and the chiefs lose out

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 27th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Oh holy shit, thanks for the notification. I hadn't seen the news. And they're starting fucking Stidham as their second option??



I know Wilson has underperformed, but to your point, playoffs are in their grasp... this is pretty drastic with the post-season being entirely realistic.



Have to imagine Payton will boot him off... but I don't know who the hell they'll go for considering their cap and draft pick situation.

vult
December 27th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

That’s a career killer for Russ damn

RadioSuicide
December 28th 2023


2909 Comments


“Bruh Pat White and Steve Slaton were absolutely BROKEN in college, insane duo“ Tavon Austin and Stedman Bailey on the outside too. Watching that stacked ass team choke to a TERRIBLE Pitt squad to miss a shot at the national championship is prob the most painful sport memory I have. I don’t know if we’ll get that close again in my lifetime

vult
December 29th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Meanwhile Joe Flacco continues to go sicko mode with the Browns. They’re officially dangerous.



This is the best 4 game stretch of David Njokus life

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 29th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

The Browns are unironically terrifying with him under center. He's playing like a man with nothing to lose.



Interceptions? Doesn't fuckin matter. Joe is gonna sling bombs no matter what.



Actually insane they spent so much for a rapist when 39-years-young Flacco off the couch is outplaying him effortlessly. Shit, that evasion TD to Ford was a more athletic play than anything DeRapist has done these last two seasons.

Slex
December 29th 2023


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah I get that people think it's cute and fun that the Browns are good rn but because of the Watson situation I literally don't give a fuck I want them to lose every game lol

vult
December 29th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Idk man if anything it makes the front office/ownership look like dogshit while benefiting the rest of the team/fans who had no say in the Watson deal

Slex
December 29th 2023


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah ugh I guess that's true, it's not like they actually benefited from anything Watson did lmao

Manatea
Emeritus
December 29th 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I second Vult’s motion

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 29th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

It's like the opposite of Carson Wentz. Wentz put his team in a good position for a backup like Foles to take over; DeRapist was an active hindrance and likely keeps them out of the playoffs.

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
December 29th 2023


19077 Comments


as a steelers fan i have the upmost respect for the elite dragon and very much enjoy rooting for him

wonder how ravens fans feel about this... like this is hardly a cute story the browns very well might be the second best team in the afc and imo easily the biggest threat to them in terms of matchups lol

ravens/browns is 100% the playoff matchup i want to see most

vult
December 29th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

all i can say is the moment between CJ Mosley and Flacco after the game was great - both ex-Ravens meet up after and Mosley goes "Who would have thought the fucking Browns would be screaming your name?"



in a season with wild storylines, Flacco might be towards the top of them

vult
December 29th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

also dude is very handsome



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