The Callous Daoboys I Don't Want to See You in Heaven
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JohnnyoftheWell
May 16th 2025


64287 Comments


deafheaven are nice clean boring square boys who know three times as much as they need to about star wars and make serviceable metal, and that is absolutely fine (as long as no one mentions the-album-that-must-not-be-named)

glad to hear these guys rebounded from their mediocre af last ep but

> they still have crazy math stuff here but its way more in a frontierer / car bomb vein than in the past
> I'm fucking sick of these kinds of breakdowns and riffs with the whammy stomps/Hans Zimmer stings and these kinds of vocals

yikes okay fingers crossed

veninblazer
May 16th 2025


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The OCHL hate is so forced

JohnnyoftheWell
May 16th 2025


64287 Comments


hey user who has based her entire identity around perceived minimalisation of her painfully authentic opinions

shut the fuck up :]

AnimalForce1
Emeritus
May 16th 2025


1594 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Still slaps a day later, with proper headphones too. I’m gonna play this in the gym, and I just know it’s gonna give me one of the best workouts of my life. Full Moon Guidance would go so hard in the gym

tyman128
Emeritus
May 16th 2025


4898 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"yikes okay fingers crossed"

It'll be okay, they use the style and techniques of those bands but they don't really sound the same as them imo

I'm feelin a strong 3.3 from you though

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
May 16th 2025


11984 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Why are people talking about Deafheaven in a Callous Daoboys thread

They are

If i do so believe

Two very very different bands

And they even write different music!!

On that note

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
May 16th 2025


11984 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"So Unga bAkookas, weird alien noises, and then it switches to fall out boy"

My friends response to Idiot Temptation Force



izlez
May 16th 2025


247 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I can’t say that he’s wrong about the description

veninblazer
May 16th 2025


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

the last thing tundra described as "shaggy vocals" was new weatherday i think that means i need to finally peep hornet disaster

AnimalForce1
Emeritus
May 16th 2025


1594 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@Dedes that’s an accurate description and I see nothing wrong with it

Ectier
May 16th 2025


4645 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Lassie mentioned this may beat deafheaven as AOTY for them, i replies that this wiped the floor with it. Thats how they got brought up

Scoot
May 16th 2025


24175 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

OOH IGGA BOO IGGA BOO BOO IGGA

Ectier
May 16th 2025


4645 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Also @Johnny i dont think you will enjoy this as much as CT either. This records length is my only complaint overall where CT was tight and compact and didnt overstay.

ShapeOfJizzToCum
May 16th 2025


1231 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I'll put a few dollars down on that Johnny 3.3

With a secret under the table bet on him 2.9ing it instead just to spite.

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
May 16th 2025


11984 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

3.3 until he gets to the aka boo boo aka's

That's a 5 babyyyyyy

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
May 16th 2025


17284 Comments


this is an hour long jesus man

Comatorium.
May 16th 2025


5527 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lol predictable Jonny navel gazing

JohnnyoftheWell
May 16th 2025


64287 Comments


yes jfc please get out of my navel nerds

Frost15
May 16th 2025


4641 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

The jealous soyboys back at it again!

Comatorium.
May 16th 2025


5527 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Go be a Nazi apologist for Mikko aspa in another thread, we’re having fun here.



I love that Jonny is right there to be an uppity cunt every time I mention him despite Sputnik having no tagging feature. It’s almost like he’s a loser with no life outside of a fourth rate music side.



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