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onionbubs
May 25th 2022


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

attempt 8/courtney is such a power move of a combo. that beautiful serenity being shattered by courtneys opening scream legit made me jump in my seat the first time i jammed this lmao

tyman128
Emeritus
May 25th 2022


4898 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

everyone talking about how the production could be punchier (which is true)... BUT the first chorus of Di-sinTer has the best production punch on here by far

JayEnder
May 25th 2022


22744 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Dude yes. Attempt 8 into Courtney is a genius transition

JayEnder
May 25th 2022


22744 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Di-sinTer owns. That bridge into the last chorus gets me hyped every time.

Crxmateo
Contributing Reviewer
May 25th 2022


179 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Di-Sinter slaps hard. Honestly if any song should be cut and replaced with an ep track it would be cubical imo. Marisol should have been the closer

JeetJeet
May 25th 2022


12843 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Love the harmonics in Di-Sinter. Always love when bands do that shit

JeetJeet
May 25th 2022


12843 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Naaaaah bruh Cubicle cant be replaced. The hook on that song is holy.

JayEnder
May 25th 2022


22744 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Agreed marisol should have been the closer but you can't cut cubicle. No way.

onionbubs
May 25th 2022


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

i honestly think cubicle is the perfect closer for this. 2nd to last track is almost as important as the closer to me (and depending on the album sometimes is more important) and i think putting marisol in front of cubicle provides enough dynamic contrast that it makes cubicle feel even more exciting than if it j came after another banger

bigweinerdon
May 25th 2022


2960 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I think my favs are rope, shame and cubicle

Good ass album that's for sure

LightAndGlass
May 25th 2022


1730 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"i think putting marisol in front of cubicle provides enough dynamic contrast that it makes cubicle feel even more exciting than if it j came after another banger"



Like the punch of On My Own into Pieces Mended on The Used's self-titled. Makes the final track hit that much harder.

tyman128
Emeritus
May 25th 2022


4898 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lye solution and (Welcome In) have heavily grown on me

JayEnder
May 25th 2022


22744 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Caved to the hype and gave this a couple of spins. Thoroughly soulless Myspacecore revival. The weird production is a huge issue; both the vocals and guitars are buried half the time. Might've been an artistic decision, but it really doesn't work. The total lack of memorable vocal melodies doesn't help, either, especially since this style is good for basically nothing else. You might like this if you're looking for some Silverstein-esque background music.

tyman128
Emeritus
May 25th 2022


4898 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

[2] hard

JayEnder
May 25th 2022


22744 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Can you feel it? The anti hype train is coming.

onionbubs
May 25th 2022


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lol "silverstein esque background music"



this bodies the entire silverstein discog imo

JayEnder
May 26th 2022


22744 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Bodies mostly everything in this genre if you ask me.

JayEnder
May 26th 2022


22744 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

who up pushing they rope

onionbubs
May 26th 2022


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

theres a pretty solid chunk of phxc bands that j happen to cater to my taste more but this still kicks major ass esp for a debut

JayEnder
May 26th 2022


22744 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Gonna guess AoF is on the top of that list onion :]



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