Album Rating: 1.5

Su-metal brings the magic as usual

Album Rating: 3.5

the sneeze on Parasite Eve still 2020's cringiest music moment, and some others parts on the record also make a strong case, especially on 1x1, but damn I haven't enjoyed bmth this much in a long time

Album Rating: 4.0

yall hate that sneeze lmao loosen up a little

Album Rating: 3.0

Kingslayer is so good man, absolute banger and one of my favorite songs this year already

Album Rating: 3.5

"yall hate that sneeze lmao loosen up a little"



now if I didn't loosen up a little every time these guys put something out I wouldn't even bother listening, but that sneeze is just plain fucking stupid

Album Rating: 3.5

I got a fever, don't breathe on me *choo*

Album Rating: 3.5

oh well its not the end of the world (healthy coping mechanism)



"oh, wait"



lmao that gets me every time

Album Rating: 3.5

"I got a fever, don't breathe on me *choo*"



honestly that's some 21 pilots level shit, but I guess at this point both bands and their fan bases are pretty much indistinguishable

this is fun

Album Rating: 2.0

"'Kingslayer' might be SOTY no cap"



That's pure unadulterated cap.

I gotta say Ludens and Teardrops are not at all songs I forgot. Quite the opposite to the point where I've had them in my head since I first listened to them. They're a blast to play drums to and I love the meteora vibe!
Obey is also nice, Kingslayer is fun, but the rest doesn't stand out much to me. Ludens and Teardrops have been played more than 100 times already though. I'm honestly not one to care too much about lyrics as long as their meaningless and not offensive or overly aggressive like some limp bizkit stuff. The melodies and overall energy is those songs is so uplifting though.

Album Rating: 2.0

Something about the combo of rubbery guitars, punched in drums, edm/inception synths, and pop progressions really rubs me the wrong way. I also get the sense that Oli is working really hard in the studio for these unimpressive vocals that he still needs backing tracks for in live settings.

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

good thing they won't have to play these songs live anytime soon lmao

Album Rating: 4.0

Lol apparently they played an 18 song set yesterday??? Must have been a stream or something

Album Rating: 2.0

I'd honestly take Suicide Season over this. At least it has nostalgia working in its favor. Lol legitimately one of my favorite albums in middle school, despite it sucking.

Album Rating: 4.0

I actually fucking love this. A tonne of fun and bmth continue to experiment in a way that fully pays off this time

"“Kingslayer” might be SOTY no cap"

Impossible when we got this https://youtu.be/75Mw8r5gW8E no fuckin cap

Album Rating: 2.0

I gave in because of the hype and listened. Absolute rubbish.

I guess I’m getting old or something.

Album Rating: 1.0

Well at least Eskimo Callboy are aware that it's a joke.



These guys are doing the same music but taking it seriously.

Album Rating: 2.0

@shem: Nah THESE GUYS are getting old. And it's shameful that grown men made music like this lmao.