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Cook it up!
Gourmet! *BAH*
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Guys who are 5'9" got no right to act tough.
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tell that to buckshot dude
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I'd say it to his face, but he'd have to get a step stool to make that happen.
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oldest joke of all time
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Joke?
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you're probably so lanky you'd topple over in a gentle breeze tbh and thats why you have to make little-man jokes
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five nine is literally average male height dunno why u flexin
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235 ain't gon' topple in no fucking breeze.
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im sure 100 of that is your ego
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or your weird ass lanky man sasquatch feet
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That'd be a little light tbh.
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well i figured calling you any less than 130 pounds was a little unrealistic
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Actually I'll have you know that my feet are pretty standard size 12.5-13 which is wholly business as usual for someone my size.
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how tall are you
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My hands are the fucking big ones.
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6'4".
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do you have to stick your head out the window to fit in standard sized cars?
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Modern cars are pretty great, you just adjust the seat low and you're fine. Rear legroom is a motherfucker though.
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just fyi everyone hates you at shows and theatres. you should pick up little guys and put them on their shoulders, charge 5 bucks or something.
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