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Wolfhorde
September 20th 2014


15387 Comments


But how does it relate to his drums?

The Tunguska Event was not a meteor, it was Jamie Saint Merat with a giant PA and his first snare hit.

BigPleb
September 20th 2014


65808 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Jamie Saint Merat is a very good drummer and could kick my ass.



That's all I got.

demigod!
September 20th 2014


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chernobyl is an example of what happens when jamie saint merat does a drum solo near a nuclear reactor

Wolfhorde
September 20th 2014


15387 Comments


You're making British wits look bad, Pleb.

The question to Deep Thought's answer to life, the universe and everything - 42 - is "how many beats per second can Jamie Saint Merat play?"

BigPleb
September 20th 2014


65808 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

@demi ooo shit, we have a winner!

Wolfhorde
September 20th 2014


15387 Comments


"chernobyl is an example of what happens when jamie saint merat does a drum solo near a nuclear reactor"

You mean Chernobyl was actually powered by Jamie Saint Merat's drum solos in a specialized energy convergence chamber above the reactor but the energy was too much.

ShadowRemains
September 20th 2014


28851 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

you know the great red spot on jupiter, that is merely jamie saint merat twirling his drumsticks

ShadowRemains
September 20th 2014


28851 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

the asteroid belt is made up of the shards of jamie saint merat's drumsticks

Wolfhorde
September 20th 2014


15387 Comments


Jamie Saint Merat's first drum session was the real cause for the extinction of the dinosaurs as it reverberated backwards through time.

Wolfhorde
September 20th 2014


15387 Comments


Directly being exposed to a Jamie Saint Merat drum solo can have completely random effects from high quasi-radiation exposure to the exposure to a claymore mine as it operates on a quantum level.

ShadowRemains
September 20th 2014


28851 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

jamie saint merat can make the schticky un-schtick

Wolfhorde
September 20th 2014


15387 Comments


Jamie Saint Merat created Ryan Gosling by playing with jazz brushes.

ShadowRemains
September 20th 2014


28851 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

there is no such thing as timekeeping, time only moves forward when jamie saint merat plays on his kit

Wolfhorde
September 20th 2014


15387 Comments


Therefore, Jamie Saint Merat is the real timelord and the TARDIS is actually his drumkit.

Jamie Saint Merat also invented math by observing his drum patterns and discussing them with Greek philosophers.

Wolfhorde
September 21st 2014


15387 Comments


You suck at this.

Wolfhorde
September 21st 2014


15387 Comments


Your mum was stupid to begin with.

Wolfhorde
September 21st 2014


15387 Comments


Super creative by your mum.

Wolfhorde
September 21st 2014


15387 Comments


Agreed.

beefshoes
September 22nd 2014


8449 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This hit me like a fucking freight train as I was jamming this in my car this morning.

I've never been so hyped up for geology.



Relinquished
September 22nd 2014


50166 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lol fti u got got



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