Album Rating: 1.0

Review has figured out everything.



Hey you guyz, there is no good music. You might as well listen to vapid shit why not.

What are you talking about

Who the fuck is saying that

Album Rating: 2.0

Shitstorm is hilarious

Album Rating: 1.0

4.8 average= best rated album on Sput. Fuck yeahhhh.

Album Rating: 1.5

Channing all over your tatum. this review is where it all started folks.

"She's got a bad set of bangerz."

ewww, why even say that? we already knew

Channing, I just came here to say that every review I have ever written has just been a futile attempt at imitating your greatness. Your reviews always get me thinking about more than the actual music which is how I think every great review should be. How you managed to succeed doing this with a Miley Cyrus album I have no fucking clue but thank you man. Gay rant over.

Album Rating: 2.0

#gay

Gay

pfff

Album Rating: 3.5

Losers

should i listen to this?

i mean, i don't really want to bother because this bitch bothers me on a cellular level but i don't want to just dismiss it like that either

faith in sputnik lost

Album Rating: 3.5

Whoa

Lol even this review is a sellout

When I was younger and first starting to establish a musical identity, I fell into the same pits that most teenage boys do. I decided that pop music was stupid and that most female singers weren’t worth listening to. Though I would never say it, I basically decided I was better than everyone else because I steered my trawler through blogs full of relatively obscure music and sifted through the contents of my net with what I assumed was a discerning eye. Now that some time has passed, I’m able to see that those feelings I had were tied to my own insecurities.

I loved this until I read insecurities. It's actually your conscious speaking to you and saying that 99% of girl pop music is shit ; ).

Great review buddy, I don't know why the world loves this cunt so much.

Album Rating: 3.5

reported

you have issues man

I see

Album Rating: 2.0

horrible horrible taste.