Album Rating: 1.5

The cats made me lol

Album Rating: 1.0

"I like Emmure but I can't get into this album for some reason"



maybe its because it sucks hairy horse balls in Narnia while being shit on by a platypus and feeding its eyeballs to a lion while

creating babies with a crunching heap of labrea tar pit goodness in the middle of orgasmic relations with a 700 pound zebra

while riding on a hippopotamus.....



oh and major lols at JWT's post



[img]http://eatmorecookies.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/extinction_jan15_platypus.jpg[/img]

Not gonna lie, I'd fight dance right now if and only if I was joined by two cats.

Album Rating: 1.0

anybody read my summary of this album, the platypus litter box?

Yea but I got lost somewhere in the thick of things. I'm getting ready to fight dance too remember! Don't fit into my sisters jeans like I used too...

Album Rating: 1.0

^hahahahha...but sadface at the same time, I put more thought into that then some of my reviews (not really)

Album Rating: 3.5

This album is honestly not that bad.

Album Rating: 1.0

this album is a CD BRE4KD0WN

Album Rating: 3.5

yes

Album Rating: 1.0

so br00t4ul

Album Rating: 3.5

so boring but lulzy

Album Rating: 1.0

[img]http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_image/image/151/127/full/dude-wait-what.jpg[/img]

Album Rating: 3.5

All attempts at singing or spoken parts = looooool

Album Rating: 1.0

just read this review again, for teh lulz

teh lulz

Album Rating: 1.0

the only reason anyone does anything...

totes

Album Rating: 1.0

Wait a minute, is there something going on here that I should look into. I fear that my review has opened up riff in space and time and now the intellectual fags and progressive metal lovers are coming to tear me a new one. I shall hide in fear as the Opeth and SikTH lovers are going to tear off my head and parade it around on a pointed cross of power metal and then rape my eye-holes shut this should be a interesting day. ALL HAIL BR00TALSAMITCH the god of making life miserable. (P.S. I love this trolling thing I think I'm going to be doing alot more of it.) BTW I'm over Emmure haven't listend to them since I wrote the review, it's all about the Contortionist now baby!

Album Rating: 1.0

i think my little brother almost shit his pants from reading this review he is only 17 and even he knows this album is a piece of shitastic cream pie.

Album Rating: 1.0

SPEAKER OF THE FUCKING DEAD BEYOTCHES