Album Rating: 4.5

oh what I didn't realize that's what you were doing. why?



and still, I'm not about to accept that this can be grouped in with "idm or whatever the fuck"



it's not, at all. like if it was in the same realm then ok, generalize away, but that's not even close.

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm intelligent and this is making me dance = idm

Album Rating: 4.5

well this is futile, let's just agree to agree that you're wrong



I fucking love this album, worth the mounds of blah blah, cannot fathom how someone would find this boring. This album actually "hit me" for the first time during that random Calgary trip I did last summer.



Fuck me that was a waste of $500. I mean I liked meeting you and Martine, and Kimm and Spec were actually pretty cool, but damn, Banion wasn't having any of it haha.

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah. we had this big thing like we were talking online all the time for like months before I flew out, we actually liked each other (or thought we did). Then I showed up and there was literally 0 chemistry, like none, but I still forged on cause, um, sex.



but yeah it was a bust. glad I met you guys though! and I'm glad I met Marina too don't get me wrong. She's super cool, she just wants nothing to do with Maurice and that's cool.















oh woops, PS: My penis has a name and it is Maurice. idk, it has been this way since Grade 9 just, just leave it.

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah agree, agree, agree. I even straight up asked her at one point and she said no. haha oh well.

and yeah I was pretty close to changing targets, but Martine had a boyfirnd and I thought that would

have been tacky seeing as I was sleeping at Marina's house.



and idk, I've become ok with meeting people online. it used to be embarrassed but hey, fuck it, I've

met you, Martine, Downer, Waior, and several others because of this website and you guys are legit

as fuck so who cares?



Hello my name is Adrian, and I spent $500 on a flight to meet an e-crush.



oh god that feels good

I spent well over $1500 on several trips to see an online girlfriend, all turned out to be a waste in the end

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah but I spent $500 having never met the girl before. I mean I'd talked to her on skype and stuff and knew she was fine, but yeah I dropped mad cash without having met her. she has really nice boobs.

Next week on Catfish: The TV Show...

Same here man, the first time anyway

Album Rating: 4.5

sweet now I don't feel like such a huge fag



I mean, I still feel like a fag, but like a miniature-sized one, or regular-sized at most.

we've all done silly shit in the name of pussy

or love

same shit

Album Rating: 4.5

haha yeah I feel you. It's objectively pathetic, I'm just justifying here.



no regrets though fuck you all

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah I have lots of friends that do internet dating (one even had a 2 year relationship with a girl he met on plentyoffish). it's nothing to be embarrassed about.



it's not for me though, which sounds hypocritical, but that Marina thing was like a one-time thing and it just happened because our lives were super boring at the same time so we ended up on sputnik at the same time a lot - I wasn't using the internet to seek out a partner, it just happened.



and also, that was back in the tinychat days.

Album Rating: 4.5

tell me about it. while I was working in England this summer I met this guy, George, and he was the creepiest, rape-iest guy ever ever EVER. anyway he essentially uses POF as a fuck-buddy finder, with great success, in every new town he moves to (I'm guessing he keeps mobile to avoid going to jail for rape, I'm only sort of joking here). He's quite overweight, greasy, and not really "appealing" in the classical sense at all, but he rakes in the pussy on that website. I mean, it's questionable pussy, but beggars can't be choosers!

I have both of those things so yeah it's been awhile

Album Rating: 4.5

"unless you have standards..."



^^



I wasn't saying my friend was a pimp, I was saying he's a rapist.



and yeah I'm sure I would, but I don't really need the help. woah ok I didn't mean that to sound cocky but like, I can get laid in the real world so I'm fine. This chick I'm fucking right now (well, not RIGHT now) holy shit she is waaaaaaaaay too hot for me but she has no idea, score!

Album Rating: 4.0

holy jesus fuck tits this is good

Album Rating: 4.0

does anyone know where i can find this? i'd prefer to legally, but the only CD i can find is £350

Album Rating: 4.5

the internet has a lot of valuable resources and by 2020 will reach much of the world so hopefully you Malawi residents will be able to enjoy this album soon too!

Album Rating: 4.0

very funny, but i still can't find a CD