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Slex
December 25th 2023


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Our defense is objectively a mess and it's like 87% on Aaron Glenn, he's a likeable dude but our defense is always out of position, missing coverages, struggling to tackle and pretty much never making adjustments. We have talent on that side of the ball and need a new D.C. badly



Also yes as much as I love Campbell, dearly, he's made bad calls/had some growing pains. Brad Holmes, however, is a legitimate football genius and a gift from the gods

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 25th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

The Lions are weird in that nothing about going for it on 4th down is a surprise anymore lol, which isn't ideal when trying to catch a team flat-footed. Works out a lot but looks real silly when it doesn't.



In related news of underdogs performing well, Tampa Bay has quietly rattled off a 4-game win streak and control their destiny in the NFC South. Offense is clicking. Would not want to see them or the Rams in the post-season.

Manatea
Emeritus
December 25th 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Baker Mayfield is definitely defying expectations

s0nicx
December 25th 2023


936 Comments


The Chiefs collapse will feed generations.

vult
December 25th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Chiefs first round exit is for the best of the league

Purpl3Spartan
December 25th 2023


9526 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

They will enjoy their first round exit as a 7th seed as the raiders take the division

Manatea
Emeritus
December 26th 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

AND SO THE GAME OF THE YEAR BEGINS

Slex
December 26th 2023


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Go ravens

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
December 26th 2023


116994 Comments


None of it matters because Mason Rudolph is about to lead the Steelers to the Super Bowl. You heard it here first.

Slex
December 26th 2023


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

And probably last too

Manatea
Emeritus
December 26th 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Man that ravens d…

Purpl3Spartan
December 26th 2023


9526 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

aaaaaaaand there goes purdy’s mvp case

trilo
December 26th 2023


7148 Comments


i’m rock hard rn

Manatea
Emeritus
December 26th 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I just want to point out that the Rams have scored more points on the Ravens than any other team in the NFL this year and still lost.



Wtf is happening rn. Ravens just made Brock Purdy look like… well… idk. Bad.

Purpl3Spartan
December 26th 2023


9526 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

The only pass by Brock Purdy that wasn’t intercepted was his passing of the MVP trophy to Lamar

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 26th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Ravens vs. Miami gonna be pretty telling. If the 'Fins can't put up a fight, I'd be hard-pressed to envision any other AFC team getting into the SB. Granted, anyone could get hot on any given Sunday, but feels like they're the most complete team out there. Oddly enough, only squad that I think would be a matchup nightmare are the Browns, if they avoid them they're golden.



NFC is wide-ass open. Rams and Bucs could catch fire at the right moment and ruin some team's day.



Baker is quietly having the most efficient season of his career, and I think he can guarantee the division lead & playoff berth with a W over the Saints this weekend. He might have just earned another starting role.

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 26th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Also have to say the way the Chiefs have reacted to facing more adversity than usual is disappointing. A team used to not getting punched in the mouth is finally getting a dose of it and it's not a good look.



Brady was certainly a diva in his own ways, but he showed far more composure when dragging sub-par (or worse) WR corps to the playoffs than Mahomes.

RadioSuicide
December 26th 2023


2909 Comments


I did indeed go to WVU. College Geno was insane, but college Pat White? Whew.

Ravens looked unbeatable last night, but the 9ers o-line was on their last leg. Still have doubts about playoff Lamar, but I think this is their year

Slex
December 26th 2023


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Bruh Pat White and Steve Slaton were absolutely BROKEN in college, insane duo

trilo
December 26th 2023


7148 Comments


browns are def our scariest matchup come postseason. elite defense with just enough offense to put up points in a defensive battle. add in division rival fuckery and it’s a spooky matchup

i also might die getting bounced by our old qb



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