Album Rating: 5.0

>I’ll host one in 2022 eg. Get the oils out.



Nice. We'll create the juiciest basslines.

Album Rating: 4.0

if Come Together was written for a porno party they would have called it Cum Together, which is something The Beatles actually did

Album Rating: 5.0

I’ll want the stunner bad but end up with the heavy bird.

Have we ever considered the possibility that baseline is a Johnny alt?

baseline is from before my time, but i have wondered a lot whether i'm a baseline alt and sputnik is my matrix

Album Rating: 5.0

What would explain the disparity in Tool ratings then? A contrarian alter ego?

the forces of chaos don't concern themselves with that kind of nerd shit

Album Rating: 4.0

beneath the disturbingly dry emotionally barren music taste lies a level of at least moderately consistent cleverness and awareness in johnny that in spite of rising above a decidedly low bar, could only ever hope to be briefly imitated by baseline in his greatest fleeting moments

acceptable attempt at an authentic english-language sentence see you back at the hopscotch grid

beneath the disturbingly dry emotionally barren music taste lies a level of at least moderately consistent cleverness and awareness in johnny that in spite of rising above a decidedly low bar, could only ever hope to be briefly imitated by baseline in his greatest fleeting moments

Album Rating: 5.0

>Have we ever considered the possibility that baseline is a Johnny alt?



Indeed, I ran that joke into the ground some months ago. But it seems to carry some truth.

Album Rating: 5.0

I have explored this exact same train of thought. But one can only wonder... ✨

Album Rating: 4.0

johnny and baseline are the same people from different universes that congregrate on sput somehow

Album Rating: 5.0

How very The Dark Tower of them!!!

Album Rating: 5.0

oh god the last minute of Come Together with the chilled out guitar lines all around your ears is heavenly, the guitar on the left is especially groovy

Album Rating: 3.5

thoughts on ghost's cover of here comes the sun?

Album Rating: 5.0

mh I expected to despise it (like Aerosmith sucking the life out of Come Together) but I actually don't mind it, even though it sounds super linear compared to the rhythmic bounces of the original. At least Ghost did their thing, like the cute doomy cover of Depeche Mode's Waiting for the Night

Album Rating: 5.0

It's a good cover, yes

Album Rating: 3.5

rymmers: the beatles are overrated!! there were dozens of more forward thinking and innovative bands!!



also rymmers: helter skelter invented metal! i want you invented doom metal!!

thank you for this lovely piece of user taste analysis