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MarsKid
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December 4th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

My go-to dumb sports clip of the past year or so is when Marcus Smart and Kyle Lowry had a flop-off in the NBA playoffs, with Lowry throwing himself onto a table to sell it lol

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
December 4th 2023


19077 Comments


what's hilarious is the belichick/watt graphic from last thursday was memed to death for belichick being on it and now watt is prob not gonna play.

all i'll say is if they don't start putting tomlin on all the graphics bezos aint getting another penny from me

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 4th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Tomlin v Bill cage match at midfield, let's make it happen

Manatea
Emeritus
December 4th 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

NOW THAT I WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 4th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Who wins: Mike Tomlin or Bill Belichick with a month of prep and planning?



Buck and Aikman on commentary, with a bottle of tequila at the ready.

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
December 4th 2023


19077 Comments


on one hand... tomlin is like 20 years younger and most likely in better shape... but bb has nothing left to lose at this point in his life and seems like a dude who would bite ears off and maybe sneak some brass knuckles into the cage which has to be accounted for

vult
December 4th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

have you seen BB's bod? that guy is fucking DENSE.



https://i0.wp.com/couchguysports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Bill-Shirtless.jpg?fit=554%2C974

unclereich
December 5th 2023


14119 Comments


Rip t. Law

vult
December 5th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Pour one out for my boy

Purpl3Spartan
December 5th 2023


9526 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

goodness gracious what a horrendous year for qb health

vult
December 5th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Bad OL play throughout the league is to blame

Purpl3Spartan
December 5th 2023


9526 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Yeah I mean OL development in college is just atrocious

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 5th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

It's going to be a trend for a while now and for a long line of reasons.



1. The fame when it comes to working in the trenches goes to the defensive side, especially EDGE rushers. Super-talented athletes would rather focus there and snag the bag.

2. Related to above, the money isn't there for OLinemen. Premium defensive players earn more.

3. In a pass-heavy NFL, OLinemen have an incredibly difficult and thankless job. A defense only needs to win a few possessions a game to turn the tide; an OLineman is expected to win every possession. Your name isn't called until you fuck up or you're a rare generational-level phenom a la Trent Williams.

4. Related to above, the de-emphasizing of the run game gives OLinemen fewer opportunities to bully the defense, which, for many OLinemen, is their favorite part of the job.

5. Poor player development at the high school and college level, in part because college systems are still different than what players will be integrated into once in the league.

6. In combination with all prior points, there has been a mass increase in defensive talent, with rushers being stronger and even faster. Lines are facing probably the most stacked murderer's row of beastmen in a long while, and offenses simply haven't caught up.

7. Defensive play in general is up, likely in response to years of pass-heavy offenses. I think it's fair to see/assume that D-coordinators have adapted. Now the O-coordinators have to respond.

Slex
December 5th 2023


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Have watched the video and that definitely looks worse than just a sprain, so sad

Manatea
Emeritus
December 7th 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Y’all ready for the TNF shitshow?

Slex
December 7th 2023


17870 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Al Michaels gonna end it all on national television

vult
December 7th 2023


3434 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Joker moment

AnimalForce1
Emeritus
December 7th 2023


1594 Comments


I love how people have just transformed this thread into an NFL discussion board LMAO

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 7th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Am I the only one quietly excited for this game lol, we might have an all-timer sicko game on our hands.



@AnimalForce welcome to Sput's premier NFL thread! We have cookies.

AnimalForce1
Emeritus
December 7th 2023


1594 Comments


I'm not even a big NFL guy (I will take cookies though). I just find it utterly hilarious that this album was so bad that Sput collectively agreed to talk about NFL here instead



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