Album Rating: 1.0

I'll remember that next time I unwittingly enter a Taylor Swift thread.

Album Rating: 4.5

"A Black Mile to the Surface is a masterpiece."



I mean, this has nothing to do with Tool but fuck yeah, every mention of it is always appreciated.

Album Rating: 5.0

Tool=Swift I guess.

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah I'm liking this better than 10k Days

Album Rating: 3.5

Unpopular opinion seeking mutual distaste



7empest may well be my least favourite song on the album. It's not bad or anything, but it does precisely fuck all to justify being 15 minutes asides from Jones finally hitting his stride.

Album Rating: 5.0

When the light of this album hits reality it casts profound shadows of meaning on the mind.

Album Rating: 4.0

Honestly this is much better than 10k Days, but that's not saying much. For me, this is an easier listen from start to finish than most Tool albums (maybe Lateralus takes the cake here), especially due to the interludes being omitted on the CD version, which is the only one I listen to.



That said, no cat squeezing noises 1/5

Album Rating: 5.0

"When the light of this album hits reality it casts profound shadows of meaning on the mind."

looooool quit the shit Ega. Rate this mofo.

Album Rating: 5.0

wow, really nailed it Eg

Album Rating: 4.0

"Lateralus t/t seems underrated to me, at least here. It’s absolutely my favorite Tool song, but people rarely mention it here."

Lateralus t/t is my second fave tool tune.

And as Stormchaser said this is definitely one of Tool's easier listens. The other albums (except for maybe Lateralus) have songs that I actively dislike, but this one ranges from love to indifferent.

Album Rating: 4.0

the grudge is my fav tool tune no doubt

Album Rating: 5.0

Tool haters: The early stuff was better.

Also Tool haters: This sounds just like the early stuff.



Tool fans: This guitar solo is a conscious entity.

Album Rating: 1.0

Tool fans: let me defend this pointlessly repetitive 9-minute-long chord progression because you don't get it. THIS IS ART!!!!!!!1111111111

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

That reads like a Pika comment.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

This album is the most album of 2019

Album Rating: 5.0

Pika'metacritic is dumb'zilla.

Album Rating: 4.0

sevenempest really fires my groins but invincible is def my favorite

Album Rating: 5.0

IT'S NOT UNLIKE YOU

WE KNOW YOUR NATURE



Indeed we do, but a majority still gives them the benefit of the doubt.

Album Rating: 1.0

Pika'metacritic is dumb'zilla



Further proves my point about the Tool fanbase

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

There’s hundreds of pages worth of comments by people who like AND dislike this album. And among all of these, you are the only one who behaves as obnoxiously childish as the “terrible terrible Tool fans" are supposed to act. Go figure.