Album Rating: 5.0

no 5 babies

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Jane Doe is like boobs.....they both are good.

Album Rating: 4.5

jane doe is like a nice walk on the beach

Album Rating: 5.0

I didn't know that Sputnik could be so poetic with metaphors.

Album Rating: 5.0

Jane Doe is like having sex and not orgasming.

Album Rating: 5.0

"i love this convergeation"



Fixed.

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Jane Doe is better than cancer

Album Rating: 4.5

jane doe is like getting cancer and then beating the shit out of it

Album Rating: 4.5

jane doe is like fistbumping with someone NOT ONLY so hard but also so CLEANLY that the energy transfers from both of your arms into the others' and the energy travels up to your head and your head explodes it's called equilibrifistbumpitis google it

Album Rating: 5.0

jane doe is like when you want to go somewhere but your mom won't let you but you go anyway and you get really drunk and you get some girl pregnant and she wants to have the baby but you don't and then you have a big fight with her about how she should get an abortion but she still wants to have it and you don't and then you decide to kill her because you really don't want to have a baby and then you regret it because you have just murdered someone then you try clean up your mess but there's way to much blood and it's soaked into your brand new bedsheets and your mom will be really mad but then you get a knock on your door and it's the police and they start asking you questions and you keep denying the murder and they believe you and you get away with it but then 5 years later it begins to bug you and you can't take it anymore so you confess to the murder and you go to jail and you get raped in jail and this is what they listen to while they rape you but you don't like it on your first listen but then you eventually look at it like an onion and you finally see how good it is and you thank your fellow inmates for showing you this cd that you love ever so much

Album Rating: 4.5

not gonna see them live, too scared

gonna see new pornographers at same venue instead =(

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I went to a Converge concert and had four big men surround me and create a big circle of space, then in the circle I had a pedestal and stood up and watched Converge in comfort.

Album Rating: 5.0

lucky

Album Rating: 5.0

OK computer is like the best album evar, but seriously it is.

Album Rating: 5.0

0:40 to 0:50 of Heaven In Her Arms is probably the best bit of the album. If there's a best bit.

Album Rating: 4.0

my favorite bit is the one from 0:00 of concubine to 11:34 of jane doe

Album Rating: 4.5

Number 1 album of the decade.



Awesome

Album Rating: 5.0

#1, my balls

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glad this album made top

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this album is better than anything ever