Album Rating: 2.0
Storm you need to hit up the rec by reviewer section first, if you’ve heard less than 66% of the list before checking this, then you get smashed around the chops with Johnny’s ban hammer.
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Album Rating: 3.0
Talking Heads and King Crimson each count for 33% so I’m good.
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Album Rating: 4.0
The King Crimson comparisons only make me love this more
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Album Rating: 3.0
🙄 I like Slow though.
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Album Rating: 3.0
Diamond Stuff and Dethroned are good too.
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Album Rating: 4.0
So is every track
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Album Rating: 3.0
Marlene Dietrich and the closer are pretty awful.
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Album Rating: 4.0
"I have a theory that the closer to 5 your Black Midi rating is, the easier it is to cut somebody with your elbows or butt bones."
Sweet! I didn't know I had knife elbows
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closer is too much of a timewaster to be awful or not awful
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Album Rating: 3.0
Oh wow I had similar thoughts
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bet!
Slow is technically one of the best tracks here but it's simultaneously one of the least likeable and if that doesn't sum up the record idk what does
"The King Crimson comparisons only make me love this more"
i also love records more when other people make specific comparisons about them ;]
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Album Rating: 2.0
‘Marlene Dietrich and the closer are pretty awful.’ (2).
The worst here, probably. Chondromalacia isn’t much better. And people comparing this to Talking Heads/King Crimson just makes me want to listen to those bands instead.
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Album Rating: 4.0
"Slow is technically one of the best tracks here but it's simultaneously one of the least likeable and if that doesn't sum up the record idk what does"
idk Slow is pretty likable
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Album Rating: 3.5
Johnny said otherwise though, so you're wrong!
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I am right but only because I didn't give a made up reason according to a made up standard
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also Mars I swear you hated post punk???
or was that just because some fool told you that the National were maybe post punk so you thought post punk was the National or smthng?
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my fave post punk album iz turn on the bright lights : )
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wow that album is a masterpiece you should check the voidz
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Album Rating: 3.5
Every other standard is made up, only Johnny's is true. Intellectually outgunned :^(
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Album Rating: 3.0
Rating is perfect.
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