Julien Baker Turn Out The Lights
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Snake.
December 29th 2017


25278 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

that slowcore secondary tag on rym has my attention

Lord(e)Po)))ts
December 29th 2017


70242 Comments


"yeah wait hold up that’s just ignorant and objectively wrong not thinking julien is the cutest person on this planet"

my rating accurately describes the quality of this album while also simeutaneously quantifying her cuteness on the same scale of 0-5.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
December 29th 2017


70242 Comments


i mean if you think lazy eyes are cute thats cool but i have never thought of Julien Baker as "cute"

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
December 29th 2017


26274 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lolol had to laugh at that one

Lord(e)Po)))ts
December 29th 2017


70242 Comments


lmao for real tho!

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
December 29th 2017


26274 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I mean if we're going on that scale really she's more of a 3.0 but yknow

Lord(e)Po)))ts
December 29th 2017


70242 Comments


sure. honestly yeah. little lesbian bleeding heart singer songwriter with a lazy eye is certainly at least a bump up from 'average'. ill give her that extra .5

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
December 29th 2017


26274 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

She's lesbian? Huh

Lord(e)Po)))ts
December 29th 2017


70242 Comments


she's severely mildly cute. like if cuteness was on a spicy pepper scale she would be like a red bell pepper.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
December 29th 2017


70242 Comments


she identifies as a gay christian

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
December 29th 2017


26274 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Makes a lot of sense tbh, didn't know that

Lord(e)Po)))ts
December 29th 2017


70242 Comments


does that make your 5 more fivier?

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
December 29th 2017


26274 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Nah it was already pretty much as 5 as it could be

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
December 29th 2017


26274 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Does it make your 2.5 even more 3ier? (;

Conmaniac
December 29th 2017


27694 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

oh so you're one of those, huh?

BlackwaterPork
December 29th 2017


4390 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Gonna check this before the end of the year out of curiosity

GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
December 29th 2017


6263 Comments


"oh so you're one of those, huh?"

That's what your mom said to him when he left through the second story window last night.

Conmaniac
December 29th 2017


27694 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

good man

Lord(e)Po)))ts
December 29th 2017


70242 Comments


"Does it make your 2.5 even more 3ier? (;"

haha no.

Conmaniac
December 29th 2017


27694 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

get these bad vibes outta dis julien baker thread



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