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EphemeralEternity
April 4th 2017


4342 Comments


I'd probably fuck ariana if she she knocked on my door begging for it but i wouldn't travel across the street for it.

GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
April 4th 2017


6263 Comments


"really? that sounds like a pedophiles delight."

Just the way it works here. All public pools are at the high schools, private pools are at country clubs / standalones.

YRI
April 16th 2017


50 Comments


Castle on the Hill being the only good song on the album for me.

Itwasthatwas
August 31st 2017


3177 Comments


My wife took me to see this guy live. His stuff sounded better live and his looping gimmick was entertaining. No accompaniments or backing tracks, just did loops of his acoustic and then used the looper to stack up vocal harmonies. He did have a keyboard or something up there to just run the arpeggiation on his big single. There were a couple moments where he managed to stack up a dozen or so layers and create and interesting atmosphere that he doesn't capture on his studio versions - he should probably try recording that way. My wife only listens to a handful of his songs so I had no idea he did this god awful white rapper for pre-teens schtick though - should probably drop it ASAP.

AngryJohnny
August 31st 2017


1028 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This hasn't dropped below a 2 yet come on guys

onionbubs
September 11th 2017


21317 Comments


castle of the hill is the best u2 song of the year

this probably sucks tho

Groundking
September 11th 2017


2307 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

The only think that comes to mind when listening to this horse shit is 'PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN' it should be classed as abuse that the radio stations force feed this shit to the Children of this once great nation the United Kingdom under the guise of good music. A generation brain washed forever to think this turd is good.

RadicalEd
February 24th 2018


9546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Bumped my rating because honestly Castle on the Hill is kinda great.

MercuryToHell
February 24th 2018


1362 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Castle on the Hill BANGS.



Definitely have to drop my rating on it as I feel a bit more cynical towards the record now - but then, being British, I have little chance of avoiding him and just enjoying what I liked about it in small doses.

MercuryToHell
February 24th 2018


1362 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Double post BS.

ReadyForTheHouse
June 1st 2018


88 Comments


If I hear that Shape of You song once more whatever orifice is piping it in my direction will receive a size 12 boot.

BikerMcWheels
June 1st 2018


260 Comments


Ed Sheerans voice is the only problem with his music

RadioheadIsOverrated
July 3rd 2018


588 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Eraser is top notch and What Do I Know is pretty decent but the rest of this album is painfully mediocre.

conesmoke
August 14th 2018


7875 Comments


Gotta luv this guy. He is one stoked ass dude.


https://goo.gl/images/jHdrQ2

Just an FYI... those are not the eyes of a sober dude lol. Riiiippped as on that carpet were we ed :p


conesmoke
August 14th 2018


7875 Comments


Feelin those chems in that bloodstream for sure

conesmoke
August 14th 2018


7875 Comments


The ginger toyboy indeed

alamo
August 8th 2019


5599 Comments


i dont want no scrub

Purpl3Spartan
August 23rd 2021


8711 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

BAREFOOOT ON THE GRAAAAAHHHHSSS

MyMentality
September 30th 2021


1514 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Ed seems like a good lad to be fair! This one's not as consistent as X, but there's still a couple of decent tunes in here. Supermarket Flowers is my personal favourite, hits the feels! Eraser is a fun opener too.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
March 9th 2022


60936 Comments


don't usually give two shits for ed sheeran, but this is such a disingenuous crock of deathcrap that i hope his doubtless premium legal team wipe the floor

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-60661895



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