Kayo Dot Coffins on Io
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Greyvy
October 14th 2014


5867 Comments


don't pay any mind to futures hes actually retarded

Phlegm
October 14th 2014


7250 Comments


count yourself lucky ... i wish he noticed me ...

Solbrave
October 14th 2014


574 Comments


goddamn futures

you're somehow harsher on the mans than i was

also, i read through the whole thing

it reminded me of being a forum-based roleplayer. people used to think that length and fluff made someone
a better writer, but nothing is worse than reading some weeaboo shit kid spend five entire lines on one
sentence describing a woman(who is obviously conceptualized as an anime girl)'s left tit.

note, however, that there were also people who wrote on those sites who could say more than this review
said in literally half a para, maybe 4-5 sentences. it's all about meaning, and not about pure beef.

your insights on the album are obviously valuable to a review, but we don't......want............80-100
word stretch limo sentences going into incredible depth about how your farts smelled at a particular
juncture in the album

Greyvy
October 14th 2014


5867 Comments


this is literally babymetalthread2.0

North0House2
October 14th 2014


6157 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

In all seriousness though, I love this album.

zaruyache
October 14th 2014


28608 Comments


So THIS is what the babymetal thread was like? I missed that whole thing. :-(

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 14th 2014


70256 Comments


thread is real

facupm
October 14th 2014


12079 Comments


why

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 14th 2014


70256 Comments


because exists

L4titudes
October 14th 2014


3677 Comments


is this argument really still going on?

North0House2
October 14th 2014


6157 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I honestly just want to see how long it will continue. I've got to hand it to this reviewer, he sure sticks to his guns.

CamWJohnson
October 14th 2014


38 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm done, by the ways. I think we all have an adequate understanding of each other and, yeah, that's all I was gunning for. You cats have a fabulous day.

Wizard
October 14th 2014


20627 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Take the criticism and show us up dude. I will defend you if you show improvement but if you continue on with this insane arrogance, you're feeding yourself to the wolfs. Pretty simple concept.

BigPleb
October 14th 2014


65808 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Wiz, you jammed this yet? Its pretty darn beautiful.

Solbrave
October 14th 2014


574 Comments


coma witch >

L4titudes
October 14th 2014


3677 Comments


"I think we all have an adequate understanding of each other"

Indeed, yall are like family to me now

zaruyache
October 14th 2014


28608 Comments


you're feeding yourself to the wolfs.

What'd I just say bro, what'd I just say

Wizard
October 14th 2014


20627 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Wiz, you jammed this yet? Its pretty darn beautiful.



It's alright but lacks the metal. Kind of disappointed actually because they released their best song first - the equivalent of scoring with the most beautiful girl of your dreams and squandering the moment because you blew your load too soon. I wish the rest of the album lived up to that song but they don't even come close.



What'd I just say bro, what'd I just say



What did I say bro? The heat of the moment makes me type quick. Plus it's the comments section, who cares.

JohnnyoftheWell
October 14th 2014


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It's alright but lacks the metal.



That's kinda not the point...Kayo have only really been metal for 3 albums anyway (Choirs, Gamma, Hubardo)

zaruyache
October 14th 2014


28608 Comments


Plus it's the comments section, who cares.

But but but! Nothing is moar sacred than the comments section!



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