Album Rating: 5.0

Top of the mournin James

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

jammin kiwi metal hard, you?

Album Rating: 5.0

Nice. Coffee, Ulcerate, and searching online for sum new blackened sludge

Nothing like riffage + coffee to wake up properly.

Album Rating: 5.0

ye

Album Rating: 4.5

Coffinworm m/

Some good blackened sludge

Album Rating: 4.5

the earth at its knees may be my fav track

Album Rating: 4.5

I've been jamming this a lot lately, and I think that I still prefer The Destroyers of All.

It's an extremely close match up though.

Album Rating: 4.5

give it time i reckon this has got more staying power and will be your go to ulcerate album ; )

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah this edges out TDoA for best Ulcerate in my book



tough to choose a favorite song here but The Earth At Its Knees is definitely in consideration. Hard to argue with either of the opening tracks either though.

Album Rating: 4.5

we should start a jamie saint merat jokes phenomenon (like the same idea as chuck norris jokes)

They built the LHC to measure the energetic output of Jamie Saint Merat.

Album Rating: 4.5

the vibrations of a every vibrator on the planet come from jamie saint merat's double kicks

Climate change may be manmade but we got the cause wrong. It's Jamie Saint Merat's toms that tear holes into the ozone layers.

Album Rating: 4.5

every war has begun with a crash of jamie saint merat's china cymbal

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Fear of spiders is Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia, fear of Jamie Merat's kicks is called Logic.

Machine guns were invented after Jamie Saint Merat played a top secret concert for scientists in which his double bass and blast beats shot focussed bullets of soundwaves.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Jamie Merat.

Album Rating: 4.5

c'mon pleb don't copy ones from chuck norris jokes

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

I lol'd



My brain can't process such wit.