In Flames The Jester Race
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JohnnyoftheWell
February 8th 2022


64287 Comments


She used to like her kids
She used to like taking them to the same rusty swingset
Where everyone took their kids
Concussion park they used to call it
But now her kids just told her to fuck off or called her a bitch
And they blamed her for all the stuff she in turn blamed on the world
She used to like the cable dial the ninety-seven stations
But now it was all cubic zirconium filigree
And people eating rats for the million-dollar prize money
Or it was ministers trying to tell the people who got laid off
That they should love Jesus
Give Jesus your unemployment check
She used to love Jesus
But all Jesus did was build a stadium in a rusty town
For a minor league franchise that always lost


Viriathus
February 8th 2022


3570 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"lol"





I told him that I thought it was boring and thought some of the riffs were no different from KSE type of shit. Birbboi did not like that very much.

Pikazilla
February 8th 2022


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Well, both play swemelodeath riffs so you can't deny the comparison

Eakflanderyof
February 8th 2022


6687 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"Eh they're in the same ballpark as stuff like Scorpions, Budgie, and Deep Purple (though not nearly as good as either) as transitional bands between Hard Rock and Heavy Metal so I get it."



Damn it, now we have to add deep purple and scorpions to the list as bands with more listeners

parksungjoon
February 8th 2022


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

>I told him that I thought it was boring and thought some of the riffs were no different from KSE type of shit. Birbboi did not like that very much.



its probably true



they were more tremmy in the 90s and up to versus the world

DarkSideOfLucca
February 8th 2022


19182 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Vs the World is the balls (good balls, not bad balls)

Viriathus
February 8th 2022


3570 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Also from what I remember With Oden suffered from some equally stagnant chug riffs.



Amon Amarth and co are kind of exactly why I can't bring myself to hate In Flames as much as Cas does even considering how fucking hard In Flames grew off me since high school.

Flugmorph
February 8th 2022


35426 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yall headcanons about me are low key disturbing I've got no idea what you're talking about moog

necropig
February 8th 2022


7789 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I still want a cherry pie

Viriathus
February 8th 2022


3570 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"Damn it, now we have to add deep purple and scorpions to the list as bands with more listeners"



Scorpions are already on that list as is lmao.

Eakflanderyof
February 8th 2022


6687 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh I see haha. But only because of rock you like a hurricane lol. But I'll be honest, 70s scorpions is better than most music period

Pikazilla
February 8th 2022


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I haven't actually listed every band above IF in terms of monthly listeners - just 50



I think they're somewhere around top 60, maybe 70

DarkSideOfLucca
February 8th 2022


19182 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"Also from what I remember With Oden suffered from some equally stagnant chug riffs."



Uh, no. That's one of the best albums in its genre. You are mistaken.

Eakflanderyof
February 8th 2022


6687 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

With Oden on our side is one of the best melodeath albums and definitely amon's best imo. Great riffs and good drums throughout

Flugmorph
February 8th 2022


35426 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

see these two fuckwads are just an endlessly annoying duo of misery you should involve yourself as little as possible with because they will inevitably suck all the joy out of your system.

ToSmokMuzyki
February 8th 2022


15100 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

u outdid urself flug



why don't you just fuck him already [4]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA&ab_channel=Incept ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Casavir
February 8th 2022


5676 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"see these two fuckwads are just an endlessly annoying duo of misery you should involve yourself as little as possible with because they will inevitably suck all the joy out of your system."



Call me a slur again, you'll feel better.

DarkSideOfLucca
February 8th 2022


19182 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

@Cas - ur mom gay

Eakflanderyof
February 8th 2022


6687 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"I haven't actually listed every band above IF in terms of monthly listeners - just 50







I think they're somewhere around top 60, maybe 70"



Well, I'm truly happy we finally solved this mystery. Now, I can nerd out with all these bands and be like, "naw dude, deep purple is actually 34th in the metal band forbes"

Flugmorph
February 8th 2022


35426 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

your libcuck routine is extremely boring casa, might be time to grow a spine.



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