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Wildcardbitchesss
May 29th 2026


21492 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Was probably me lol, gotta get these fuckin r/metalcore kids onto the good shit

Wildcardbitchesss
May 29th 2026


21492 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Knowing that sub tho, this will probably go by largely unnoticed. I can’t imagine they have a ton of fans there… but hey I don’t use reddit nearly as much as I used to so what do I know

Wildcardbitchesss
May 29th 2026


21492 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I’m really not exaggerating at all, I have just been sitting here with a lil drink (or three) and vibing with this thing. Gonna roll this joint and pass out to this work of art.



Dear fucking god I hope they play most of this live come August.

Emim
May 29th 2026


39857 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Nah people love them on r/metalcore and posthardcore.



They're playing near me in August I just don't really care to see any of the other bands. Maybe FFAK never seen them live

Wildcardbitchesss
May 29th 2026


21492 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

If you haven’t seen them I really can’t recommend them enough. I’ve only seen them headline once but gladly dished out $30-$50 to catch them supporting a few times, absolutely worth it man. The put on a hell of a show



And I’m honestly surprised, even when I posted on reddit pretty regularly in high school r/metalcore always felt like the red headed step child that only liked the worst music out there. You’d think a sub with Jane Doe as their icon would be all about that kind of shit and not, like, whatever bottom of the barrel octanecore bullshit was popular at the time.

Wildcardbitchesss
May 29th 2026


21492 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

“Alright, time for the fun part. Gonna retreat to my cave and attempt to cook up a worthwhile review for this.”



Excited to give it a read Jay! You got me into this band man, and for that I’m very, VERY grateful.

Emim
May 29th 2026


39857 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I was supposed to see them with KSE but came down with the sickness instead 😔



"And I’m honestly surprised, even when I posted on reddit pretty regularly in high school r/metalcore always felt like the red headed step child that only liked the worst music out there. You’d think a sub with Jane Doe as their icon would be all about that kind of shit and not, like, whatever bottom of the barrel octanecore bullshit was popular at the time."



There are a decent amount of users in the mxc sub that have good taste. I get a pretty good amount of new music from there, just gotta know who to trust lol. The horde always upvotes the buttrockcore as always though

Groundking
May 29th 2026


2547 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Just had my first listen, instant 5, everything I could have asked for and more.



Adapter is an amazing song but honestly it's so hard to pick out favs it's all killer no filler.

Ectier
May 29th 2026


5120 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Got the new one downloaded and ready to go after the new Godthrymm

Groundking
May 29th 2026


2547 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Male Bomb goes so fucking ahrd, the ending is nuts.

Relinquished
May 29th 2026


50351 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

“Wolfe is less apprehensive of my hyperbolic GOAT status claim, times is changing folks”



I was busting your balls before but idk if you could handle that next time

Scoot
May 29th 2026


24509 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

slaps, not sure it's better than this yet but only done one run through

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 29th 2026


125884 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

About to jam new one now!

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 29th 2026


125884 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Man, can't lie, I love this one, but the new one stomps it.

Relinquished
May 29th 2026


50351 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

astounding innit

Muppelope
May 29th 2026


2139 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Hell yeah Hawks

ShartHarder
Contributing Reviewer
May 29th 2026


931 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

not sure anything on the album is as good as 'face.' but it sure does rip

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 29th 2026


125884 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Rips hard bros.

Lasssie
May 29th 2026


4363 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Wont be able to listen until monday ughh but im hyped as hell

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 29th 2026


125884 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

As you should be. M////



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